Monthly Archives: June 2009

Jarrod Washburn would like to return to Wisconsin

June 22, 2009
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Jarrod Washburn would like to return to Wisconsin

Last week Erik Bedard made the case to be a Brewer. This week his Mariners teammate Jarrod Washburn makes his case to be a Brewer. You know he's from Wisconsin right? He is, he went to UWO and is from La Crosse. Let me tell you something about Erik Bedard: screw that guy. He's...

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It’s Friday, let’s have fun with numbers

June 19, 2009
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It’s Friday, let’s have fun with numbers

Okay, I think I am a bit calmed down now. Just a few numbers to fill your head over the weekend because as everyone knows if there is one thing that goes good with heavy drinking, it's numbers. 96: Games left in the season. This seems like a lot, but trust me it's a...

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Thanks a lot Ryan Braun, now I’ll never get laid

June 19, 2009
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Thanks a lot Ryan Braun, now I’ll never get laid

Great. This is just what I fucking needed. The same fucking day that I FINALLY work up the courage up to ask this cute temp Lauren out on a date and get fucking DENIED because she's "just coming out of serious relationship and needs some me time" whatever the FUCK that means, Ryan Braun...

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My name is Erik Bedard and I would like to be your new starting pitcher

June 19, 2009
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My name is Erik Bedard and I would like to be your new starting pitcher

The trading season is heating up and one name that keeps popping up in connection with the Brewers is Erik Bedard. The trade makes some sense. Manny Parra is pretty bad. Erik Bedard is pretty good. Erik Bedard is affordable and his contract expires after the season. (I think it would be funny if...

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Straight outta the funny pages

June 18, 2009
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Straight outta the funny pages

One of the most popular Cubs blogs online is Bleed Cubbie Blue (I've always found it annoying that it has the same initials as Brew Crew Ball and that they are both on the SBNation). One thing I like about Bleed Cubbie Blue is that they have their own semi-regular comic strip. After reading...

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