Monthly Archives: June 2009
The fail that is the JSOnline Brewers Fan Photo Gallery
If you haven't had the pleasure chance to see the JSOnline's user submitted Brewers fan photo gallery than you are REALLY missing out. I've invited my good friend Brewers Baby to help me comment on some of these photos.I should warn you, Brewers Baby can get a little vulgar at times. What can I say? He's a baby. He poops his pants and pees himself. Babies are stupid.
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This is a good look for someone who wants to A) look like a douchebag, B) cook crystal meth, C) date strippers and D) get his f@%kin ass whooped if I ever see him. |
We are the freakin’ All Stars
Cleveland. Monday, June 16 2009.
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The new All-Star votes are in! Hey everybody come check it out! |
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Come on coach, we gotta get ready for the game we can't be messing with that stuff. |
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Yeah, we've been struggling lately. We need to focus. Miller Park Drunk didn't even feel like updating Monday we've sucked so bad. |
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Just look at them guys, you know how important this is to him. |
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Fine. Bring em over.
/peruses |
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/studies |
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Who the f@#& is Raul Ibanez? |
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THIRD PLACE!? |
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I'm losing to a guy who is old enough to have religiously watched the A-Team. |
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THIRD PLACE!? |
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I'm losing to a guy who offers his stool to any blogger who talks bad about him. |
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THIRD PLACE!? |
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I'm losing to an uglier Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine. |
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THIRD GDMF PLACE!?!? |
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/decides to perform to potential |
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I think that went well. |
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Agreed. |
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u guys no nething about pitchering? |
JJ Hardy is WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
The web is alive with rumors that there is a Brewers trade on the horizon. The center of this talk is JJ Hardy. Earlier I didn't see it happen, but the more I've thought about it. The more it makes sense. My previous argument was that the Brewers wouldn't trade their 5th best hitter. Which makes sense, only Hardy hasn't turned it around and to date the only people who have hit less than him are Bill Hall and Jason Kendall. Yet he still has a lot of value because a lot of people don't see him ending up like this. If the Brewers can get a GOOD starter, like real good for Hardy and not much else. They should do it. It's the right thing to do. Unfortunately, not everyone feels the same way. Like this 13 year old girl who goes by the handle foreverJJsgirl.
omigod r u serious! is this 4 real? this would be like the dumbest thing evr!! what are they thinkin!?
/listens to Jonas Brothers
this is sooooooo stupid, stupidr than my parents not letting me go to Twilight by myself bc it was pg-13 and i was only 12. god i hate them so much. i cant wait to go to college like my sister.
/watches trailer for New Moon
ne ways about JJ it would be so stupid. like, who are they even going to trade him to? like the bears or somethin? ugh i hate them but i would b there biggest fan if they had jj. hes just so damn cute. hes like david from my 3rd period if he grew a goatee.
/wears clothes she shouldn't be wearing at her age
but then i couldnt go to there games and see jj! itd be so stupid when my dad made me go if jj wasnt there. miller park doesnt even have a starbucks. i guess braun is cute and gamel is alrite, but jj is just soooo cute. hes like a jonas brother. i would totally marry him if my dad wasnt such a jerk who wont let me date.
/doubts her dedication to purity promise ring
ok i get it they need better pitching or something. why not trade corey hart (eww country music) or prince fielder (too fat) or craig council (old as my dad lol)? dont take jj from us, hes the mvp... of my heart.
/texts
ugh i have to go now, my mom says i have to get off the internet and do my homework.
/listens to sad Hannah Montana song alone in her room on repeat
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We're off to the game tonight. If we see anything especially good we will try to post it on Twitter. Planning on a long one though, so don't expect anything til late afternoon tomorrow. Buy one of these shirts if you want to. Or score one at Tararrel and Sons. Those are prettier.