12
Feb 09

Brewers Babe of the Now

Anyone whose ever been to a Brewers game knows that for some reason girls look about 10x hotter than they normally do when they're at a game in Brewers gear. Maybe it's the alcohol, maybe it's our secret desire to make love to Corey Hart (doubt it) or maybe there is just something magical about Miller Park that turns every 4 into an 8. We don't know, but we love them and celebrate them here. We won't have pictures every day, but whenever we find one we'll post it.


Got a Brewers Babe of the Now? Send your pics or links to us.


12
Feb 09

Brewbay: Brewers Hemp Necklace

Sure, you can wear a Brewers shirt or a Brewers jersey or a Brewers hat, but if you want to truly show how big of a fan there is only one way to do that: a hemp necklace. Made from the finest of industrial (non-drug use) cannabis, this necklace is a must have for any Brewers fans who wants to say "I like the Brewers" and "legalize it" at the same time.

Let's smoke play two!

At just $7.75 can you really say no to the little Michael Phelps in your life?

Ever see something cool Brewers related on ebay? Let us know.


12
Feb 09

Let’s talk about jerseys

If you have a personalized jersey, this is basically what you're trying to say.

If you have a personalized jersey, this is basically what you're trying to say.

If there is one thing I hate, more than anything in the entire world. More than racism, more than poverty, more than hunger, even more than the Cubs fans who try to take over Miller Park; it's people who wear jerseys with their own names on the back. Or worse, people who wear jerseys with their own nicknames across the back. Except nobody actually calls them their nickname, they just made it up to try to look EXTRA cool in their $80 waste of money. Hey buddy, do you know what goes great with a jersey with your own name on it? Zubaz pants! Oh, but it looks like you already knew that. Asshole. Tell your wife hello for me when you're throwing her down the stairs.

Yeah, not really a fan of those jerseys. Or grown men wearing gloves to games, but we'll get into that later. For now, let's talk about fashion. Already we know that jerseys with your own name on them are out. Not only are they out they are viable to get you the scorn of your family and friends for years to come. So, forget that. T-shirts? Okay. Polos? Okay. Blank jerseys? Okay. Current or former players? Okay. (You really should have known better with that Sabathia jersey though.) Homemade jerseys carved out of your chest hair? HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. From Home Run Derby's jersey of the week, we bring you: a guy who shaved "Go Brew" into his own chest. Proceed at your own risk.

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12
Feb 09

Ten Reasons Bob Uecker is better than whoever your announcer is

Sometimes I wonder if most Brewers fans know how lucky they truly are. Sure, the team has never won a World Series and it was 26 years between playoff appearances. Admittedly that stuff sucks, but at the same time we've got Bob Uecker and you don't. Bob Uecker is one of the best announcers in all of baseball and probably one of the coolest guys in all the world. He's like the cool grandpa who buys you beer, plays beer pong with you and your friends, then proceeds to wipe the floor with everyone (If only that stereotype existed.)

We love Bob here and would love nothing more than to slam some Jack Daniels with him in the announcers booth. Now, here's 10 reasons why he is not only awesome but better than every other announcer in baseball.

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11
Feb 09

County Stadium used to rock. The music? Not so much

Here's a "classic" Brewers promo by a band which Kris Liakos refers to as "what Starlight Vocal Band would sound like if they got high". Sounds about right.

Lyrics:
Come see what's Brewing!
Come see what the good times are.
Come see what the Brewers are doing.
Come cheer a Superstar.
Be a believer in Brewers fever.
Stomp your feet,
Clap your hands,
you're part of the team sittin' in the stands.
Come catch the fever,
the fever with Brewers for everyone.
You'll be a believer in Brewers fever when you feel the excitement of a Big home run.
Stompin' your feet,
clapping your hands,
you're part of the team sittin' in the Stands!!!!
Come see what's Brewin'!