Monthly Archives: July 2010

Ryan Braun’s Tavern and Grill does not have raspberry iced tea, proceed accordingly

July 16, 2010
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Ryan Braun’s Tavern and Grill does not have raspberry iced tea, proceed accordingly

Look, I like to drink beer. Lots of it. Beer is so, so tasty and I like what it does to me (mainly stop crying), but sometimes you can't drink beer. Sometimes you're in church. Sometimes you have to work later in the day. Sometimes your girlfriend tells you that if you have one...

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Goodbye Corey Hart

July 8, 2010
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Goodbye Corey Hart

I don't give a crap what happens in today's Milwaukee Brewers game. I really, really don't. After last night's 15-1 loss that saw me: Drink warm beer on the drive up. Sweat more than I ever have in my entire life during the first two innings. Seriously, with the roof and panels closed Miller...

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Take a date to Miller Park

July 7, 2010
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Take a date to Miller Park

What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me? Has he taken any time, any time to show you what you need to live? Tell it to me slowly. Tell you what? I really want to know. That's right, Miller Park Drunk fans, it's the time of the season for loving. While...

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Corey Hart wonders why Prince Fielder hates him

July 2, 2010
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Corey Hart wonders why Prince Fielder hates him

ST. LOUIS, MO- Prince Fielder hit his 18th homerun of the season last night in a Milwaukee Brewers win over the St. Louis Cardinals and at least one Milwaukee Brewer is wondering what he ever did to deserve that. "I thought we'd kind of established that hitting homeruns was my thing this year and...

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Beat the Cardinals

July 1, 2010
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That's all. I have stuff to do.

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