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To all da haterz

Fans March 3rd, 2009

Anthony Witrado: retard(Editor's Note: It seems as though local Brewers beat writer Anthony Witrado has had enough of the local blogosphere's picking on his writing. That's why he's here to defend himself.)

To all da haterz:

Yo, this yo boy the original A-Dub A.K.A. Stone Cold Killa A.K.A. Brewers beat writer Anthony Witrado and I am tired of y'alls bullsh*t. Its like, everyones gots a problem with my grammar and spelling and shit. Look, I ain't no English major. When I was in college I always skipped that stupid class to go party and sleep with girls, something readers of my mailbag probably know nothing about lol. And sometimes I say the Dodgers when I mean the Angels or mispell a pitchers name, to that I say .. uh... WHO CARES? Baseball is boring anyways, it's not like it matters who the Brew is playin or whose pitching for the other team. It's spring training man, nobody cares! I just file my reports as quick as possible so i can hit up the Maryvale scene. (I met this fine little shorty the other night at an 18 and up club, she had them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur (lol!). She said she had to get home before curfew, but I got her digits You Know.. hahaha.) If you want like real baseball news, like whose pitching and whos playing don't go to JSOnline! Go to like or whatever it is and get that info. I got better things to do, ya know? Read the rest of this entry »