And the winner for Best Rapist looking mustache in the National League goes to.. Posted on February 17, 2009 by Vince Morales CARLOS ZAMBRANO OF THE CHICAGO CUBS! (AP Photo) Couldn't have gone to a better guy. [Wrigleyville23] Vince Morales Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.