BEAT THOSE PIRATES

Man, if there is one thing I hate it's those stupid, smelly Pirates! They are the pits! They think they are so cool with their black and yellow jerseys and their winning record and their Indian minor league pitchers. They think their better than us, that's what they think! Hey Pittsburgh, ketchup sucks! Yeah, that's right I said ketchup sucks! Stadium sauce drinks ketchup's milkshake punks! And racing pierogis? HOW ORIGINAL! Seriously though, what the hell is a pierogi? A boiled or baked dumpling of unleavened dough stuffed with varying ingredients? STUPID! That doesn't even sound good! Sausages bang pierogi's girlfriends and never call her again!

Check out this stupid blog I found called "Where Have You Gone Andy Van Slyke?" (he's probably gone to the same place every old Pirate goes, straight to HELL.)

You have probably noticed over the past couple days that I'm not exactly over the moon about the Pirates' play to this point in the season, 7-5 record or not. What would make me extremely happy, however, is a couple wins against the Brewers this week. I know Brewers' fans think it's funny that we Pirate fans get all worked up over these two teams, but I really, really don't like Ryan Braun or Prince Fielder or their stupid untucked shirts and frankly, everyone needs a little bit of a rivalry to get through the season.

"Waaa the Brewers beat us when they play us just like every other team, but they have Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder who have more talent than any single player we've had since Barry Bonds, waaa! Let's romanticize a player who had like five good seasons for us, his joy for the game was infectious! Waaa!" Why don't you guys pull the tampon out of your diaper and shut the hell up? Maybe if your pitching coach Dave Kerwin could teach your guys how to pitch you wouldn't give up eight runs to us. Way to "play up" to your rival, losers.

Pirates? Pssh, more like butt Pirates am I right? EAT IT SUCKERS!

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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9 comments on “BEAT THOSE PIRATES

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  2. Anonymous on said:

    I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiments….. I hope you remember that that Pirate fans are better than Philly fans though and will fairly show them the disdain they deserve as well….

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  4. Anonymous on said:

    Yeah. All 47 of those Pirates fans are better than the Philly fans. I think I saw a section almost a third full last night.

  5. Anonymous on said:

    -John Smiley

  6. Anonymous on said:

    Kicking someone when there down never felt so good or so right!

  7. CountyStadiumDrunk on said:

    1. Ricky is awesome, cosigned.
    2. Pujols is a dick.
    3. It’s wayyyy too early to think about All-Stars.
    4. Beer prices at Miller Park are obscene.

  8. CountyStadiumDrunk on said:

    @CountyStadiumDrunk:
    dang, wrong thread– see rickie all star thread

  9. Citizens Bank Park Drunk on said:

    Aww, why all the Philly hate. Must be jealous. I promise we’ll be more than 47 deep in May. Should be a sweet series. See you there!

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