Casual Brewer: Ryan Braun

January 15th, 2010

I like pictures of the Brewers outside of their uniforms. Casual Brewers if you will. Feel free to create a caption.


Clearly, there is a God. This picture exists.

And since we're here I wanted to tell you this too.

Let's face it folks, Ryan Braun has become a clubhouse problem child.  We all know what he did last year, calling out players all while hot dogging it out on the field and embarassing the franchise in general.

After watching Ryan CHARGE the Dodgers clubhouse last year after a game, I knew it was time to trade this guy.

I'd be happy with getting a 2010 1st round draft pick, and a few mid-level minor league prospect for Braun.

What are the chances of finding a team that is willing to take this malcontent of our hands?

I've had it up to here with his poor attitude and sloppy play.

Oh ESPN Brewers message board, you complete me.

That's all for this week. We really enjoyed telling you about our gay Brewers fantasies. The ensuing comments, not so much. We'll be back Monday with some actual content. Most likely.

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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12 comments on “Casual Brewer: Ryan Braun

  1. Kristen on said:

    Thank you. That picture made my day. And night ;)

  2. Anonymous on said:

    It definitely looks like guy’s hand is on Ryan’s ass… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    So yummy. :)

  4. Anonymous on said:

    You deserve a prize for finding this picture. This picture makes my life perfect.

  5. Anonymous on said:

    Wow, you follow those jokers (Berkshire Bull, Crewers, VegasWI) “the dream team” on the ESPN boards too?


  6. Anonymous on said:

    too bad ryan wasn’t the one charging the dodgers clubhouse last year, nor is he an embarrassment…you should know facts before you say something.

  7. Anonymous on said:

    Ryan is perfect, brewers are stupid if they ever trade him., how could someone hate him?

    “I’ve had it up to here with his poor attitude and sloppy play.” said by a dumbass.

  8. Anonymous on said:

    ryan braun wasnt the one who charged the clubhouse against the dodgers, that was prince… wrong person. but… braun is amazingly beastly

  9. Anonymous on said:

    ryan braun is god and too the person who made this thing about him not being is a total tard

  10. Anonymous on said:

    so fn hot
    nice bod
    want to lick it

  11. Anonymous on said:

    You have no idea what you’re talking about. Prince was involved in the dodgers incident, not Braun. And have you looked at Braun’s offensive stats since entering the league? Only one guy has him beat in any of the categories, Albert Pujols. Trade Braun? I think not.

  12. Adrian on said:

    It definitely looks like guy’s hand is on Ryan’s ass… not that there’s anything wrong with that. I love this ! So does my boyfriend, he’s 32 years older than me, a millionaire, a doctor,and a soldier who enjoys cleansing our colons !

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