Don’t You Forget About The Brewers
Posted by Vince Morales
John Hughes died. This affected me because I am about that age that this sort of thing would matter to me. Considering most of the Brewers are around my age or younger (a fact that depresses me to no end) I figure this has probably affected them too. After the jump it's a mishmash of Brewer reactions to John Hughes' death in one of the most unorganized posts in Miller Park Drunk history. I think you guys will like it. I mean, I consider you guys my friends. I'm not wrong am I?
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What you got for lunch today Craig?
/opens Craig Counsell's lunch |
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Uh, no, Mr. Counsell... |
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Ah. Here's my impression of life at Big Counsi's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, pal?" "Great, Dad! How's yours?" "Super! Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad! But I got homework to do."  "That's okay, son! You can do it on the boat!" "Gee!"  ) "Dear, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"/kissy face, then mimes punching |
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All right, what about your family? |
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My family? Oh, that's easy. "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamned, free loading son-of-a-bitch! Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk!" "You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful!" "Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!" |
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"WHAT ABOUT YOU DAD!?" "F*@& YOU!" "NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU!?" "F*@% YOU!" "NO DAD I SAID WHAT ABOUT YOU YOU FREAKIN JERK!? I HATE YOU SO MUCH" "F@&% YOUUUUUUUUU!" |
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Jesus, you okay buddy? |
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I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER! |
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There's no way...it's all because of me and my old man. Oh God, I f@*%ing hate him! He's like this...he's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore..."Yovani, you've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family...Your intensity is for shit! Win. Win! WIN!!!" |
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I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling. |
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Why are we wearing bras on our heads? |
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Ceremonial. |
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Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school. |
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What? |
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Some Kind of Wonderful? |
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/shakes head |
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Oh, like you can do better. |
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KEVIN! |
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This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude. |
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Okay. |
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I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud. |
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lol |
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You got Pac Man? |
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No. |
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Ya got Space Invaders? |
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Nope. |
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Ya got Asteroids? |
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I do. Can't even sit on the toilet some days. |
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You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad. |
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How nice of you to notice. |
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I'm a kid - that's my job. |
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Classic movie. |
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Seriously though I have a nose trimmer you can borrow. It looks like Bigfoot died in there. |
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/sips his juicebox
Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike. |
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Duckie is such a douche. |
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God, Billy, I'd've died for you! |
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Kickboxing. Sport of the future. |
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Say Anything isn't a John Hughes movie. |
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Well excuse me Mr. Hand. |
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Neither is Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Stop trying, you suck at this. |
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STOP! |
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Should we give him a brain? |
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Yeah, we could play chess with him. |
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Chess? Look, just give him a brain, okay? |
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. |
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How come you get to be Ferris? |
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Because I'm the coolest. And the best looking. |
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But I thought we could do a whole "SAVE COREY" thing since I am sick and all. |
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Nope. Sorry. |
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When Corey was in Egypt land... let my Corey go... |
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Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief. |
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Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? |
I say la, la la la la. La la la la lalalalala la la la la la la la la lalalalala la la la la la la la la lalalalala la la la la.....
Well Played sir.
Over-under on how many people play the entire st. elmo’s fire video in its entirety
Dude, no Uncle Buck?!? That’s the most quotable Hughes movie ever!!!
“I’m a kid – that’s my job.” is Uncle Buck. The movie I did leave out was Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
60. OVER.
this definetly just made my day, and you hit the nail on the head with ryan braun being the best:)
This is the best tribute to John Hughes on the internet.
John Hughes captured forever the average cub fan’s mental capacity and actual interest in sports in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
[cubs game is on television]
Ed Rooney: What’s the score?
Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin’ nothin’.
Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who’s winning?
Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.
Thank you MPD for making my day with this post.
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ny ranger~
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