Don’t You Forget About The Brewers

ferrisJohn Hughes died. This affected me because I am about that age that this sort of thing would matter to me. Considering most of the Brewers are around my age or younger (a fact that depresses me to no end) I figure this has probably affected them too. After the jump it's a mishmash of Brewer reactions to John Hughes' death in one of the most unorganized posts in Miller Park Drunk history. I think you guys will like it. I mean, I consider you guys my friends. I'm not wrong am I?

frankc What you got for lunch today Craig?

/opens Craig Counsell's lunch
PB & J with the crusts cut off... Well, Craig, this is a very nutritious lunch; all the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?

craig counsell Uh, no, Mr. Counsell...
frankc Ah. Here's my impression of life at Big Counsi's house, "Son?" "Yeah, Dad?" "How was your day, pal?" "Great, Dad! How's yours?" "Super! Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad! But I got homework to do." :( "That's okay, son! You can do it on the boat!" "Gee!" :o) "Dear, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?"
/kissy face, then mimes punching
craig counsell All right, what about your family?
frankc My family? Oh, that's easy. "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamned, free loading son-of-a-bitch! Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all asshole jerk!" "You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful!" "Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!"
prince fielder "WHAT ABOUT YOU DAD!?" "F*@& YOU!" "NO DAD WHAT ABOUT YOU!?" "F*@% YOU!" "NO DAD I SAID WHAT ABOUT YOU YOU FREAKIN JERK!? I HATE YOU SO MUCH" "F@&% YOUUUUUUUUU!"
casey mcgehee Jesus, you okay buddy?
prince fielder I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!
yovani There's no way...it's all because of me and my old man. Oh God, I f@*%ing hate him! He's like this...he's like this mindless machine that I can't even relate to anymore..."Yovani, you've got to be number one! I won't tolerate any losers in this family...Your intensity is for shit! Win. Win! WIN!!!"
prince fielder I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.
toddcoffey Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
trevorhoffman Ceremonial.
kendall Well, I like art, I work in a gas station, my best friend is a tomboy. These things don't fly too well in the American high school.
craig counsell What?
kendall Some Kind of Wonderful?
craig counsell /shakes head
kendall Oh, like you can do better.
craig counsell

small_home-alone-scream

kendall KEVIN!
JJ This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
felipelopez Okay.
JJ I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
felipelopez lol
sveumd You got Pac Man?
Brewers Macha Baseball No.
sveumd Ya got Space Invaders?
Brewers Macha Baseball Nope.
sveumd Ya got Asteroids?
Brewers Macha Baseball I do. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
mannyparra You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
braden looper How nice of you to notice.
mannyparra I'm a kid - that's my job.
braden looper Classic movie.
mannyparra Seriously though I have a nose trimmer you can borrow. It looks like Bigfoot died in there.
casey mcgehee /sips his juicebox

Drinking and driving don't mix. That's why I ride a bike. :)

billhall Duckie is such a douche.
casey mcgehee God, Billy, I'd've died for you!
jeff-suppan-240sm Kickboxing. Sport of the future.
mike cameron Say Anything isn't a John Hughes movie.
jeff-suppan-240sm Well excuse me Mr. Hand.
mike cameron Neither is Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Stop trying, you suck at this.
jeff-suppan-240sm
mike cameron STOP!
trevorhoffman Should we give him a brain?
toddcoffey Yeah, we could play chess with him.
trevorhoffman Chess? Look, just give him a brain, okay?
Ryan Braun Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
corey hart How come you get to be Ferris?
Ryan Braun Because I'm the coolest. And the best looking.
corey hart But I thought we could do a whole "SAVE COREY" thing since I am sick and all.
Ryan Braun Nope. Sorry.
corey hart When Corey was in Egypt land... let my Corey go...
Doug Melvin Between grief and nothing... I'll take grief.
frankc Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

I say la, la la la la. La la la la lalalalala la la la la la la la la lalalalala la la la la la la la la lalalalala la la la la.....

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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9 comments on “Don’t You Forget About The Brewers

  1. Anonymous on said:

    Well Played sir.

  2. Anonymous on said:

    Over-under on how many people play the entire st. elmo’s fire video in its entirety

  3. Anonymous on said:

    Dude, no Uncle Buck?!? That’s the most quotable Hughes movie ever!!!

  4. Miller Park Drunk on said:

    “I’m a kid – that’s my job.” is Uncle Buck. The movie I did leave out was Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

    60. OVER.

  5. Anonymous on said:

    this definetly just made my day, and you hit the nail on the head with ryan braun being the best:)

  6. Anonymous on said:

    This is the best tribute to John Hughes on the internet.

    John Hughes captured forever the average cub fan’s mental capacity and actual interest in sports in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:

    [cubs game is on television]
    Ed Rooney: What’s the score?
    Pizza Joint Owner: Nothin’ nothin’.
    Ed Rooney: [not really listening] Who’s winning?
    Pizza Joint Owner: The Bears.

    Thank you MPD for making my day with this post.

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  8. Anonymous on said:

    ny ranger~

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