Felipe Lopez joins the Brewers

Doug Melvin Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of the Milwaukee Brewers, Felipe Lopez!
felipelopez Hey guys, what's up? I'm happy to be here.
casey mcgehee HO-LA!
felipelopez Uhhh, hi. Casey McGehee, right? I think you're a great ball player.
casey mcgehee HABLA INGLESIAS?!
felipelopez Yeah, I speak English. I went to high school in Florida.
casey mcgehee ME LLAMO ES CASEY!
felipelopez I know I just said that.
craig counsell Don't worry about him. He's just nervous you're going to take his playing time.
casey mcgehee YO QUIERO SECOND BASE-O?!
felipelopez CRAIG COUNSELL! Wow, I remember watching you in high school! Are you a coach here?
craig counsell Not yet. Right now I am the starting 2nd baseman and 5th best hitter on the team.
felipelopez Really? With that goofy swing?
craig counsell I realized in the offseason that batting like I was listening to Baby Bash's Cyclone wasn't good for my stats.
Ryan Braun Hey Felipe, glad to have you. You were always my favorite National. Well, between you and Dmitri Young.
felipelopez Why thank you Ryan. Glad to be here.
Ryan Braun So, where's your wife Jennifer at?
felipelopez At home.
Ryan Braun Oh.
prince fielder Don't mind him, he tries that with all the newbies.
felipelopez What are you eating there?
prince fielder It's a wheat Krispy Kreme veggieburger. Want some?
felipelopez God no. How is it?
prince fielder Put it this way, every time I swing I am swinging at my younger self for getting married. You may not realize this, but I swing very, very hard.
felipelopez Is there anything good to eat around here?
corey hart Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Comet Cafe, man. You just go in there and they bring ya' bacon and bacon and more bacon. Talk about good, man. An' lotsa other good stuff in on there, man. It's real good, man.
felipelopez Boomhauer from King of the Hill right? That's awesome.
corey hart What the hells this dang guy talkin' bout man? You asked a dang ol' question and I tried to answer, dang ol' bacon man.
braden looper FELIPE! Remember me from the 2008 Cardinals?
felipelopez Yeah, it was only last year. Remember I said you looked like Vincent D'Onofrio in Men In Black?
braden looper Oh yeah. :(
machahead Welcome to the Brewers, Phillip Lopeze.
felipelopez It's pronounced Felipe Lopez.
machahead Oh, I should probably know that lol.
mike cameron /creates elaborate high-five for Felipe Lopez, immediately becomes his best friend in baseball
casey mcgehee DON'T TOME MI TRABAJO POR FAVOR!!

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4 comments on “Felipe Lopez joins the Brewers

  1. Anonymous on said:

    Perhaps the best “behind the scenes” report yet. Well played!

  2. Anonymous on said:

    Hilarious! Now I don’t have to write my many time planned, never executed sports blog.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    Hilarious! Now I don’t have to write my many time planned, never executed sports blog.
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

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