What's the time? Rumor time. What's the time? Rumor time.

Despite not being known as a candidate by Tom Haudricourt until yesterday (and even then it's only because Ken Rosenthal told him) it is now rumored that Bobby Valentine will be the next manager of the Milwaukee Brewers.

Bobby Valentine, currently an ESPN analyst, has been managing since the 1980s, but is most famous for managing the Mets and his stint in Japan (they even made a movie about it). Bobby Valentine has never won his division in Major League Baseball, but he has managed to take two Wild Cards, lose a World Series and win a championship in Japan. So he's not completely incompetent. Still, his resume is far from impressive (his Mets teams predictably had large payrolls) but this has never stopped him from being the most popular managerial candidate for any managerial opening that comes up in any given season. Name a team and Bobby Valentine has been connected to it's managerial position.

At this point it's only a rumor. This time offered up by Bill Scott of the Wisconsin Radio Network (what is with these radio guys and unsubstantiated rumors?) who says that Bobby Valentine would be looking for a three year $10 million dollar contract. When reached for comment Jeff Suppan said "And I thought I was a ripoff." Seriously. THAT. IS. INSANE.

I'm on record as saying that I don't think managers make a big difference as far as game to game goes. It's important for them to manage the personalities in the clubhouse, but as far as game to game goes I don't think they do much of anything. Spending $10 million dollars on someone, money that could be better spent in the draft (where the Brewers pulled a Montgomery Burns last year) or on the team (where they need to find suitable replacements in always important underwhelming starter and past his prime closer positions), is ludicrous and I hope that they don't do it. I hope this rumor turns out to be just as false as the Bob Brenly one. Then we can write off Milwaukee radio as being just as stupid as Milwaukee newspaper. That'd be fun.

As for Valentine himself, he's probably a good manager. He'd probably do a good job. Just like anyone else he has his good qualities and his bad. Let's look at some.

  • He claims to have invented the wrap sandwich, choosing to ignore thousands of years of Mexican eating habits.
  • He once came back to the dugout wearing a fake mustache after being ejected. Fake mustaches, much like exposed cleavage, is always okay in my book.
  • He actually thought this out loud on TV despite it making zero sense:
    After a very well executed sacrifice bunt by Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster, Valentine spews out a pseudo-statistic, commenting that a pitcher who bunts well can improve his record by four games -- "changing a 8-8 record into 12-6".
    Uhh, yeah.
  • Along with Tom Selleck, Brad Pitt and David Letterman; Valentine is a Sigma Chi.
  • And then there is that whole Whartongate thing.

I don't think Bobby Valentine is the right guy for this team. He wants too much money, he loves media attention too much and he's shown a history to not get along with either his players or his management. Also, he wants ten million dollars.

NEXT!

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5 comments on “BOBBY VALENTINE TO MANAGE THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS!??!?!?!?!

  1. Anonymous on said:

    I was not a big Ken Macha fan, but if this is who the Brewers are eyeing, then they probably just have just renewed Macha’s deal.

  2. Anonymous on said:

    “Sami’s Wrap-N-Roll” in Boston claim to have invented the wrap, calling it the “roll-up sandwich”. However, baseball legend Bobby Valentine actually invented the wrap. He claims that his restaurant was the first anywhere to serve a sandwich in a tortilla wrap. Valentine made this claim while his restaurant was showcased on Food Network. It should be pointed out that Mexicans have been filling flour tortillas with various foods (including those typically associated with the wrap) for over a hundred years.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    NO! NO! NO! FUCK NO! I will not watch a Brewer game for his entire tenure if he is indeed hired to be the manager! Why the hell would you throw 10 million at him when that money should be put towards overpaying for another pitcher? I would rather see Jeff Suppan back with the Crew starting the season opener next year than have Valentine standing on the steps of a Brewers dugout. Seriously? Valentine? Aww fuck no.
    HIRE CORA!

  4. Anonymous on said:

    I love how you say wining 2 wild cards, 1 NL Pennant and 1 Japanese series is not very impressive record, then in the next breath, “HIRE JOEY CORA!!”

    WTF!?!?!

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