Get a life Blue Jays fans

August 19, 2011
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Here is some recent comments we've had coming into the blog on one of our classic posts.

lawrie is goin hit 400 home runs bat 300 and be the hardest working guy on the feild. smd you brewer bitches lawries a great guy, marcums a old fuck face

Fucking retard, look at Brett lawrie now

Still like the trade???? Highest slugging % in MLB HISTORY after 30 at bats…… sorry brew crew but AA bent you over on this one

Looking like Toroto got the better deal now.. EH?

immature, cocky, brash and 21 years old. your posted pics were of all those descriptions alright mb drunk however you missed the key points. hit for avg, hit for power, HIT HIT HIT when it counts. and oh ya, EXCITING to watch. Brewers are all of that arent they? U suck and the Brewers suck.

Grande Slam tonight bitch

First of all, are there not Toronto Blue Jays blogs or something? Someone should start one of those up because apparently they have the internet in Canada now. Second, I realize that Canada is a little bit behind America in, well, everything, but are they just getting my posts from December now? This is OLD news. It's not like we've been sitting here tauning them about the trade the whole time. We knew Brett Lawrie would be good, we thought he might be awesome even, but we made the trade for the right reasons.

With that being said...

LOOK AT THE FREAKIN STANDINGS YOU CANUCK MORONS! I KNOW THERE ARE NO SHOOTOUT WINS AND LOSS POINTS OR CURLING SCORES, BUT LET ME EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. THE BREWERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE. THE BLUE JAYS ARE NOT. THE BREWERS ARE 6.5 GAMES AHEAD OF THE NEXT BEST TEAM. THE BLUE JAYS ARE 15,000 GAMES BACK OF SECOND PLACE. YOU ARE A FOURTH PLACE TEAM AND YOU WILL STAY THERE. WE WILL GO TO THE PLAYOFFS. YOU WILL WATCH US ON TV. BRETT LAWRIE WILL WATCH SHAUN MARCUM ON TV AND HE WILL BE JEALOUS. GET A LIFE LOSERS. I HATE YOU ALL.

(Thank you for Michael J. Fox though.)

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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14 Responses to Get a life Blue Jays fans

  1. Anonymous on August 20, 2011 at 4:01 am

    umadbro?

  2. Chanook on August 20, 2011 at 7:49 am

    you mad eh?

  3. Shaun Marcum on August 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

    We should start bombing Canada.

  4. airfigaro on August 21, 2011 at 12:37 am

    yes, we are first place. Maybe in 5 years we can trade Marcum for Lawrie. How about that Toronto? or maybe we’ll meet in the World Series? That would be cool. Oh wait, NOT!

  5. BJ fan on August 22, 2011 at 9:41 am

    How many world series have the brewers won? Not 2!
    How about a cup of ‘shut the fuck up’ until Milwaukee is at 2!

  6. Seat Nazi on August 22, 2011 at 1:11 pm

    Oh snap BJ Fan – You burned MPD.
    Now get back to giving BJ’s.

    • Anonymous on August 22, 2011 at 1:22 pm

      You have me confused to your significant other.
      Your “brew crew” has won sweet fuck all – suck on that biatch!

      • Anonymous on August 24, 2011 at 12:10 am

        Stanley Cup belongs to America. Gary Bettman…clap clap clap clap clap…

        • Anonymous on August 24, 2011 at 7:48 am

          correction, in America owned by Canadian players…

          • Anonymous on September 4, 2011 at 10:45 pm

            What’s it like when the Netherlands kicks your ass at something other than soccer btw? :/

          • Anonymous on September 4, 2011 at 10:59 pm

            I hope you relaize that you refer to teams that are regularly 1/3 or 1/2 American nowdays winning Stanley Cups…(Blackhawks)

  7. Wisconsin Buffalo on August 27, 2011 at 1:51 am

    Dear MPD,
    As much as I agree with this post, you left out 2 things to thank Canada for giving America/Brewers fans: John Axford and Rush (love em or hate em, gotta admit Neil Peart is an amazing drummer).

  8. Anonymous on September 4, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    Swiss hockey players > Canadian Hockey players. Jonas Hiller owns U Canada.

  9. n on September 12, 2011 at 10:21 pm

    Canada is great. Think of all the awesome comedians. Anyway, this debate is stupid. Lawrie may be super-amazing for you and actually, we are supporting your future, Blue Jays. All we asked for return is a good starting pitcher now, and you obliged. We should not be fighting. Save it for the Yanks/Red Sox combo of douche bags and fight them. Milwaukee is not your enemy.

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