I mean, it's more like Osama Bin DYING now am I right?



Unfortunately, the end of Osama Bin Laden is not the end of terrorism. I wish it were that simple, but it's not. There are still many threats facing our nation and there will always be more threats facing our nation after those ones are gone. There's not much we can do about it, it's just the way it is. We will continue to fight and hunt them down because that's what we do.

Terrorists are not only abroad, but some of them exist right here in our country. Right here in Wisconsin. Some of them are so close to you that you don't even know it. Some of them... ARE IN MILLER PARK! We need to make the extinction of these terrorists a top priority. I mean, they don't  blow up buildings or kill people, but they do something almost as bad: they ruin our enjoyment of baseball games. Outside of the terrorists who actually kill people these people are the greatest threat facing our nation today and something must be done to stop them.

5. Ballhawks

I know what you're thinking "Ballhawks are harmless. They're just like little kids who refuse to grow up," but tell that to the old lady they knocked down going for a homerun ball that will NEVER WALK AGAIN. Tell that to the little kid who turned to drugs after the Happy Youngster stole the ball that the bullpen catcher threw to him. Tell that to Chris Coghlan who looked in the 40 year old Youngster's eyes and has never been the same since. We need to stop these guys. Get the gloves out of the ballpark.


4. The over-drinker

Hey asshole I know that your girlfriend and my girlfriend are friends so we have to go to this game together, but how about not getting so drunk we have to leave in the third inning because you're feeling sick? Maybe you shouldn't have brought the mini-bottle of Jagermeister to sip on pre-game. We're going to a baseball game, not an all ages punk rock show.

3. Whoever started the Wave

You know who you are. Do us all a favor and use this.

2. The guy who sits on the baseline with little kids in the front row

Hey, it's not like it's dangerous and you might get killed by a foul ball even if you are paying attention. Go ahead and bring your kids who don't even like baseball and will spend the whole game texting or playing their PSP. Oh, and don't forget to call your wife every third inning to check up and ask if she sees you on TV. Wouldn't want to forget to do that.

Hopefully, a foul ball comes by and wipes out your entire family.

1. The people who keep getting up that you have to stand for

SERIOUSLY, what is with you people? You can't wait til the half inning? You can't wait til the batter either gets out or gets on? You can't wait for the sequence of pitches to reach it's logical end? Why? Why can't you do this? Some of us are trying to watch the game and we can't do that when you are getting up to pee every five minutes, sitting back down and then getting up to get a beer two minutes after that. It's called watching the game not getting up and exploring Miller Park while taking random sitting breaks in the middle of an aisle.

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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9 comments on “Milwaukee Brewers terrorist watch list

  1. Anonymous on said:

    amen to all of that!

  2. Anonymous on said:

    Another terrorist is whoever is letting children announce the batters. They should be seen and not heard. It makes the game feel like a Saturday morning Pokemon cartoon or something.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    Was at Yo’s complete game shutout of the Braves when our section was violently assualted by terrorist group #1. We launched a verbal counter offensive. Barbs would not stick, apparently launched too far above their heads. The insurgency proved too overwhelming.

  4. Anonymous on said:

    A northern Illinois Brewer fan

    These A-holes who have to get up every little while to do whatever should be removed from the park!!

  5. Anonymous on said:

    Truly not needed.This is not funny at all.

  6. Anonymous on said:

    John 3:16

  7. Anonymous on said:

    This is all kinds of awesome. Death to ballhogs (I refuse to call them by the name they gave themselves) and in-inning stand up people especially.

  8. Anonymous on said:

    whoever decided to replace Take Me Out to the Ballgame with God Bless America duing he stretch

  9. Anonymous on said:

    *that should be = whoever decided to replace Take Me Out to the Ballgame with God Bless America DURING THE stretch.
    p.s. Vintown, the login is all messed up

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