Rangers series preview: Don’t look now, the Brewers have won 3 of 4!

June 11, 2010
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June 08, 2010- Milwaukee, WI. Miller Park..Milwaukee Brewers Casey McGehee  hit a walk off single, scoring Rickie Weeks  and Prince Fielder  in the bottom of the 9th inning..Milwaukee Brewers won over the New York Mets 3-2..Mike McGinnis / CSM.And all three wins were of the walk-off variety? Why isn't anyone talking about this? Let's throw in last Saturday's game against the Cardinals where they took them to the 11th inning before losing and the Brewers (not named Randy Wolf) have been playing pretty decent baseball for about a week now. Hart is hitting everything out of the park, Jeff Suppan has left the building, Gallarado can't be touched, Casey McGehee is the most clutch person on the planet and we might actually have a closer (gasp!), this is pretty good times if you ask me. At least compared to what we had before. Then again, I'm an idiot.

Can we beat the Rangers? Of course we can! They are stupid! And Texan!

Friday: Rich Harden RHP (3-2 5.34) vs. Chris Narveson LHP (4-3 5.83)

Seems even right? WRONG!!! Harden is 1-1 with an 8.10 ERA over his last five starts. Plus, who could forget last July 4 when the Brewers tagged him for 7 runs in two innings? Now, that was a good time. McGehee, FTW!

Also, the Rangers don't hit lefties as well as they hit righties.

Saturday: Scott Feldman RHP (3-6 5.73) vs. Manny Parra LHP (1-3 3.96)

I'm not going to go ahead and guarantee a victory in any game Manny Parra starts, but if pitches at least 1/3rd as good as he did against the Cardinals on Sunday you might want to put some cash on this game. Especially considering the Rangers are starting, based on name alone, the team's accountant.

And Manny is another lefty!

Sunday: Colby Lewis RHP (5-4 3.40) vs Yovani Gallardo RHP  (6-2 2.41)

Uhh, duh. It's Yo Day.

And I don't want to be a bad person or anything here, but if Josh Hamilton did this in Arizona...

You can imagine what a weekend in Milwaukee could do to him.

Just saying.

Get freakin' optimistic!

We're off for the weekend. Hopefully we can stay dry for a few days and drink some beer outside. It's different from drinking beer inside because it feels like you're doing something. You're not, but that's how it feels. I love drinking beer outside.

I’m livin’ in the 21st century
Doin’ something mean to it
Do it better than anybody you ever seen do it
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
I guess every superhero need his theme music

(Braun's new at-bat song, btw)

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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6 Responses to Rangers series preview: Don’t look now, the Brewers have won 3 of 4!

  1. Anonymous on June 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    Of COURSE Braun’s new at bat music is Kanye. Of course.

  2. Anonymous on June 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    If Braun didn’t play baseball, would he be working at Ambercrombie and Fitch with lots of people calling him a douchebag? Just wanted a second opinion because I just watched the kwik trip commercial he is in and thought that.

  3. Anonymous on June 11, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Well, he doesn’t have to work at A&F for people to call him a douchebag. He can just be a baseball player and have that happen. I prefer to call him a sally, however.

  4. Anonymous on June 12, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Oh my. I actually like the Kayne West song.

  5. Anonymous on June 14, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Yeah, it would be way better if Braun was a toothless hillbilly like Brett Favre.

  6. Anonymous on June 14, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    who cares about ryan braun? he doesn’t have an awesome song+music video like vladimir guerrero had in only his second year in the bigs… in montreal no less!

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