Thanks a lot, a-holes

May 24th, 2011

Hey everyone, check out this really cool promotion the Brewers are doing:

Beginning at 7 a.m. TODAY, fans may pick up one of the 1,000 ornaments that line Milwaukee's Lakefront Parks, including Veterans Park, McKinley Park, Bradford Beach and Lake Park!

Over 1,000 lawn ornaments, without prizes, have been placed and will be available along Milwaukee's lakefront along Lincoln Memorial Drive from Veterans Park leading north through Lake Park. Beginning at 7 a.m., fans may come to these Milwaukee County Parks to pick up their very own Bernie Brewer ornament, compliments of the Brewers.

With the assistance of the award-winning Milwaukee County Parks and other Wisconsin-based parks, Brewers fans across Wisconsin will have an opportunity to win unique and valuable prizes by participating in the "Where's Bernie?" scavenger hunt.

In preparation for Spring Madness, Bernie Brewer has been hard at work. Bernie has already planted over 1,400 Bernie Brewer lawn ornaments across the state. Four hundred of the lawn ornaments have special prizes attached, and have been placed in parks throughout the 5-county metro Milwaukee area as well as in parks in Madison, Appleton, and Green Bay.

That sounds awesome! Man, too bad I don't live in one of the participating areas I would have gone to try and get one of those things. That lawn ornament would look great in front of the door to the basement at my mom's house.

Huh? What's that, tristarcoop?

#WheresBernie was a bust. All statues gone from two locations 20 mins before 5:00. Guy who placed em said. @Bernie_Brewer

That's too bad. Maybe you should have gotten up earlier like our friends at Brew Crew Ball did.

Arrived at Pierce Park in Appleton at 4:55 to a parking lot full of people walking out. Everything was already gone.

Oh, well, uh... hmm. What the hell is going on here Bernie Brewer?

#wheresbernie Brewers fans, please remember to share with other fans!

Why would you say that? You don't mean... I mean, who would? What would you even do with multiple lawn ornaments? There's no way anyone could be that selfish, right? Right!?

A-holes. F@*#ing a-holes.


UPDATE: The photos are from Erin McHardie's twitter who only got twitter to "be a follower." Seems fitting. Feel free to write nasty things to her @erinann1511 on twitter.

Also for those of you who think we should buy these on ebay, why give money to these scumbags? It only makes them feel right for ruining this promotion for everyone else. Screw them.

UPDATE 2: Thanks to a comment for this video (via @MadGrad73) to show that these idiots didn't ruin everyone's day.

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25 comments on “Thanks a lot, a-holes

  1. mike on said:

    EBay. Sucks for me that I follow the rules.

    • Miller Park Drunk on said:

      Screw that. Don’t give these losers your money.

    • Anonymous on said:

      Nick Yohanek known as the HAPPY YOUNGSTER was seen hoarding a car load of gnomes early this morning. He is the same guy the blog spotted trying to rip off Prince Fielder earlier this month (read the blog). He is Brewers Enemy #1 right now!!! Yohanek will attempt to deny this but he has NO credibility. Try googling his name and READ! He will cost your kids dearly, right now $100.00 for Bernie on Ebay right now!

  2. Anonymous on said:

    They will be selling them at the team store starting at noon for $50 each if you can get there. Otherwise, I’m afraid the cheaters will win and gets lots of money for them on Ebay. :( Stinks that Brewer events such as this, the Block Parties, and On Deck aren’t organized better. There has to be a better way so it’s more fair. I know they thought they came up with a better system at the block parties last year, but I still saw people getting multiple autographs. Hope the cheaters don’t spoil it for everyone and cause the Brewers to stop doing promotions and block parties like they stopped autograph Fridays.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    It was Erin McHardie of Cudahy….she was dumb enough to tweet those pics you have here this morning and sportsradio instantly started ripping her apart….you can too!/erinann1511 have fun

  4. AMEN!

  5. Anonymous on said:

    I wonder where all of these are currently stored. Oh, let’s find out:

  6. Anonymous on said:

    Bitch cancelled her twitter account.

  7. Anonymous on said:

    20 hours left to troll the first of the eBay listings. Rude messages to sellers and fake bids encouraged.

  8. Anonymous on said:

    This event was just sad. You think at the very least the Brewers would hand out “$10 off an over priced piece of plastic” coupon for the team store for everyone who got up and played be the rules….
    Hope you papers are in order Bernie, I’m calling INS.

  9. Anonymous on said:

    Erin McHardie of (ADDRESS), Saint Francis, WI 53235?
    That one?

    MPD EDIT: Let’s stop short of the home address on this one. If people really want to find it they can.

    • Anonymous on said:

      She has nothing on the Nick Yohanek or the HAPPY YOUNGSTER, making hundreds of youngster very unhappy this morning as well!

  10. Anonymous on said:

    There was this video of a kid who was really, really excited about finding a Bernie gnome – but now I can’t find it. Bonus points to anyone who can get me a link… The video almost made it totally worth all the hording just to see this kid freak over a Bernie lawn ornament.

  11. SconnieGirl808 on said:

    She has to be a Cubs fan. I refuse to believe a true Brewers fan would be THAT big an asshole.

  12. Anonymous on said:

    That top picture has 30 Bernies in it. Assuming that’s “all” she got, this bitch has 3 % of all of the ones that didn’t have prizes attached. Any reasonable, non-asshole person would have 1, or 0.1%

  13. Anonymous on said:

    BREAKING NEWS……..Nick Yohanek otherwise known as the HAPPY YOUNGSTER was seen in the County Parks very early this morning hoarding Bernie Brewers like he does his baseball illness. This guy is frequently seen in the Tundra section in right center outfield wearing a yellow t-shirt at times. He reportedly has more than 20 Bernies and is currently selling them on Ebay for $100.00 or more. This guy is Brewers Fan ENEMY #1 right now. He recently held Prince Fielder’s baseball as ransom for his personal gain as well. Read the article posted in this same blog site a couple of days ago! Again…Nick Yohanek has been seen hoarding Bernies, causing little kids the chance for happiness AGAIN!!!

    • Anonymous on said:

      I bet the asshole (Nick Yohanek) will be at the Brewers Block Party camped out at 5am for an autograph as well. He will be there with his whole family to USE them for autographs, and sell them on ebay. He will probably get his greedy hands on all the free hot dogs and stuff too!

  14. Anonymous on said:

    These assholes have wayyyyyyyyy more bernies than anyone I have seen or heard about

  15. Citizens Bank Park Drunk on said:

    Are we getting any more MPD before the All-Star break???? How am I supposed to keep up on the real scoop of my second favorite National league team? You can be my best man…
    BTW I would puke on the Happy Youngster, Philly style, if I still lived in WI.

  16. Anonymous on said:

    MPD is dead. ?

  17. You all need to leve her a lone or I mean I will skull fuck you’s all that my girl

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