PANTS PARTY 3 TIME IS NEAR!
This year's Pants Party is going to be the absolute best. For those of you who don't follow us on social media, we are doing the Pants Party 3 funding entirely through IndieGoGo. What does this mean? It means we have multiple reward levels designed to allow us to hold the biggest Pants Party yet. You want your name on your shirt? We can do that. You want a set a bags to go along with your tickets? We got that. You want to go to Saturday's game? We got you. You want your own booze? We got that too. Unless you want a blownado, we probably got you covered.
The party will be on Sunday June 23rd before the 1:10 game against the Atlanta Braves. (This is also Polish Heritage Day and everyone who actually makes it inside will get a Polish Sausage bobblehead.) The party will start as soon as they start letting cars in the parking lot. We will have all-you-can-drink beer, an additional drinking option (think jungle juice,) all-you-can-eat food (brats, as well as some next level tailgating food,) tailgating games, t-shirts, stickers and much, much more. I am not kidding when I say that it is going to be the best tailgate party of the year. It's going to be the best tailgate party of the year.
How much do I believe in this thing? So much I made this video.
Seriously, this is going to be awesome. Things are going to happen that will be amazing. Someone you know will forget to put on suntan lotion and get burnt, someone will fall, you'll have the chance to tell someone (probably me) they are wrong about something and good times will be had by all. Pants Parties are the best.
But don't take my word for it. Here a few testimonials from ACTUAL Pants Party attendees:
Should you attend Pants Party 2013? Only if you like to have fun. I look forward to this event every year. It's a great party with cool people and (semi) intelligent baseball discussion. - Rachel, former and future Pants Party attendee
Tonight I'm proud to be contributor #1 to one of the best (mostly) annual parties any Brewer site has ever held. C'mon out and join us! - Kyle L, Brew Crew Ball
Everyone that likes baseball or fun should go to this. It's a blast! - Joe K
What the hell is wrong with you people? - the lady in the purple
So check it out. We would really like you to come and have a good time with us. We will have booze, prizes, food, games and fun. Then when we're done with that will have some baseball. Where can you go wrong? It will be the time of your life. When it's over you will have never have felt this way before. It's the truth and you'll owe it all to MPD.