Cubs games now on Oxygen: I am not really sure what Micah Hoffpauir is doing nor do I want to.
Anthony Witrado continues to enjoy learning to write: Those plays are commonplace for Escobar, maybe the most exciting minor-league shortstop in the game, maybe the organization's most major-league-ready prospect, maybe the heir to J.J. Hardy's throne.
All Eric Gagne is dust in the wind: We'll miss you. We wanted to make fun of you more.
Do they even have birthdays in Latin America?: Vlad Guerrero is a year older, just like every other Latin American baseball player of all time.
Arroyo is no Viking: Bronson Arroyo throws a boat party with Pedro.
Maybe if you talk louder he will understand: Woman gets pissed at Jose Reyes for speaking Spanish. Personally, I'd be pissed about the whole "blowing it two years in a row" thing instead of the Spanish.