Oh, Ryan

February 20th, 2009

Ryan Braun's douchtastic teesNot gonna lie, I spent most of my day yesterday drinking and watching a video about kittens. I guess that's the curse of spring training. There's stuff going on, but there is nothing really going on. It can get a little tiring, maybe not 82 year old wrestler killing his roommate tiring, but tiring nonetheless.

The top story on the official site (and many fan sites) is Ryan Braun's new line of clothing. Which is totally douchetastic if you ask me. Here's what Ryan thinks about it:

Braun hopes that its bright colors and friendlier graphics offer an answer to the dark, drab designs popular until now.

Because nothing says friendly like a bright red skull with a crown on it.

One of the investors in this project is the Affliction guy (shocking!) and those shirts legacy speaks for itself. The shirt pictured above is selling for $118 making me like people who wear them even less. I'm positive that this will have absolutely no effect on their likelihood to sell out at The Buckle.

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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