Adam M at the official Brewers site asked Ryan Braun and some other Brewers about the A-Rod situation. It's a good read although it's always disappointing when the best player on your team refers to Alex Rodriguez as his friend or mentor.

We will now take Ryan Braun's quotes and make our own interview in a segment we like to call, Real Answers - Fake Interview.

If A-Rod didn't do steroids, but was revealed to be a member of Al-Qaeda would you stand by him?

"I wouldn't just disassociate myself with somebody just because he made a mistake. I don't think anybody is perfect, and I don't think he's ever pretended to be perfect."

Ummm, have you ever even met A-Rod? He totally pretends to be perfect.

"It doesn't do me much good to say anything bad about anybody,"

What is the opposite of what A-Rod is going to do?

"come out, admit to everything and be completely honest. The situation will die a lot faster if he tells the whole truth."

That's funny. If A-Rod told you he really enjoyed the volleyball scene in Top Gun, what would you say?

"I don't know if I would say I was surprised,"

What about the rumors of A-Rod being a homosexual, any comment?

"I feel like it was so rampant, so prevalent in baseball during that time period that not much surprises me anymore. If anything, I was surprised he got caught, that it came out this long after he supposedly did it."

Would you sleep with Madonna?

"It's never something that I sought,"

Bud Selig says he wants to talk to you in private, do you do it?

"I would never do it because if I took steroids, I would hit 60 or 70 home runs."

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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2 comments on “Ryan Braun makes the case for ster-rod, steroids

  1. Anonymous on said:

    ryan braun and prince fielder do steroids

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