Team

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Angels

I like Mike Scioscia!

Astros

Banned from Minute Maid Park for spitting chewing tobacco on the seats.

Athletics

I emailed Billy Beane some algorithms I thought would help the team, but he never emailed me back.

Blue Jays

The Blue Jays are okay, eh.

Braves

Gonna miss Bobby Cox. He was a good ol' boy.

Brewers

PACKERS!!!!!

Cardinals

Wishes everyone would show some more respect for the game.

Cubs

What's up with the beer cut off times bro?

Diamondbacks

Pretty sure the Diamondbacks are on the left. Or maybe the right. Or both.

Dodgers

Totally posting this one on myspace.

Giants

HAHAHA GET IT BECAUSE SAN FRANCISCO HAS GAY PEOPLE!

Indians

Every Indians fan reading this is nodding their head knowingly right now.

Mariners

I bet he has like three blogs.

Marlins

It's hard to watch a baseball game when you've been up for three days.

Mets

A classic for good reason.

Nationals

Much like the Nationals, Congress never gets anything done in the summertime either.

Orioles

What kind of dope fiend be talking about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain't shit. Today, Johnny, today.

Padres

Vegan, natch.

Phillies

Has only been arrested three times in the past year.

Pirates

Jesus Christ, what did Ben do now?

/slams Yuenling

Rangers

No way this guy doesn't own a Josh Hamilton jersey.

Rays

Couldn't make it to the game today. Meth don't cook itself.

Red Sox

Only became a Red Sox fan in 2004. Thinking of jumping off the bandwagon.

Reds

Hi. I'm in Cincinnati.

Rockies

Totally getting his weed growers card soon.

Royals

This is what the entire American League does to the Royals on a yearly basis.

Tigers

They how many games out? Damn! There goes my plan to break out for the playoffs like Jim Belushi did in that one movie!

Twins

Kirby Puckett mural. On his wall. In his bedroom.

White Sox

Huge Ozzie Guillen fan.

Yankees

What a douche.