Today at the official site they are doing a chat with Brewers' pitcher Yovani Gallardo. I can not think of one question that I'd like to ask him. I don't really know why this is. I like the guy, he's a great pitcher and if I ever saw him out I'd try to talk to him and hang out, but in a chat? No thanks.

In the end I don't think I'll even read the transcript. So I don't want to see a Yovani Gallardo chat. What I do want to see is Yovani on The Chris Farley Show. I think that's something I might be interested in.

The Chris Farley Show

	Hi, um, I'm Chris Farley and this is the, uh, Chris Farley show. My guest tonight is one of the greatest Brewers players, Brewers pitchers out there right now. He's uh.. man I hate this part. I never know what to say.
	You're doing fine Chris.
	Really? No I'm not. Anyways, do you remember like a couple days ago when you played the Pirates and you were throwing a shutout, but the Brewers hadn't scored yet so you hit a home run to give yourself the win?
	Yeah, sure.
	That was awesome!
	Yeah, it was.
	Hey, do you remember when you were a rookie and you pitched really well down the stretch?
	Yeah.
	That was awesome! Didn't you like win an award for that?
	No, actually I didn't Chris.
	/hits self in face GOD THAT WAS SO STUPID
	No, it's alright man.
	Okay, remember.. remember when you were hurt for like all of 2008 but the you came back in the playoffs and gave up 3 unearned runs and got the loss? Do you remember that?
	Yeah I do, but I really don't like to think about it much.
	/hits self in the face harder IDIOT! WHAT A DUMB QUESTION, YOU IDIOT!!
	No, no, calm down. It was a learning experience for me like when I gave up a home run to Albert Pujols, I learned from it.
	Okay. Hey remember, remember when Pujols hit that home run off of Brad Lidge in the NLCS to go to the World Series?
	Yeah?
	That was awesome!
	Yeah, I guess.
	Okay, that's it for this week's show. Thank you Yovani Gallardo for being one of the greatest pitchers in Brewers, I mean in all of baseball and.. GOD! I always screw these endings up! I'm such an idiot!
	You did fine. I had a great time.
	Really? Hey, remember when I asked you about that home run you hit against the Pirates last week? That really was pretty awesome.