Today at the official site they are doing a chat with Brewers' pitcher Yovani Gallardo. I can not think of one question that I'd like to ask him. I don't really know why this is. I like the guy, he's a great pitcher and if I ever saw him out I'd try to talk to him and hang out, but in a chat? No thanks.
In the end I don't think I'll even read the transcript. So I don't want to see a Yovani Gallardo chat. What I do want to see is Yovani on The Chris Farley Show. I think that's something I might be interested in.
The Chris Farley Show
|Hi, um, I'm Chris Farley and this is the, uh, Chris Farley show. My guest tonight is one of the greatest Brewers players, Brewers pitchers out there right now. He's uh.. man I hate this part. I never know what to say.|
|You're doing fine Chris.|
|Really? No I'm not. Anyways, do you remember like a couple days ago when you played the Pirates and you were throwing a shutout, but the Brewers hadn't scored yet so you hit a home run to give yourself the win?|
|That was awesome!|
|Yeah, it was.|
|Hey, do you remember when you were a rookie and you pitched really well down the stretch?|
|That was awesome!
Didn't you like win an award for that?
|No, actually I didn't Chris.|
|/hits self in face
GOD THAT WAS SO STUPID
|No, it's alright man.|
|Okay, remember.. remember when you were hurt for like all of 2008 but the you came back in the playoffs and gave up 3 unearned runs and got the loss? Do you remember that?|
|Yeah I do, but I really don't like to think about it much.|
|/hits self in the face harder
IDIOT! WHAT A DUMB QUESTION, YOU IDIOT!!
|No, no, calm down. It was a learning experience for me like when I gave up a home run to Albert Pujols, I learned from it.|
|Okay. Hey remember, remember when Pujols hit that home run off of Brad Lidge in the NLCS to go to the World Series?|
|That was awesome!|
|Yeah, I guess.|
|Okay, that's it for this week's show. Thank you Yovani Gallardo for being one of the greatest pitchers in Brewers, I mean in all of baseball and.. GOD! I always screw these endings up! I'm such an idiot!|
|You did fine. I had a great time.|
|Really? Hey, remember when I asked you about that home run you hit against the Pirates last week? That really was pretty awesome.|