Welcome to Boston Mike Cameron

December 15th, 2009

redsoxfanIn case you haven't heard the best team in baseball have signed Mike Cameron in a wicked pissa deal to be their newest future Hall of Famah, that totally locks up the 2010 championship. Ya frickin' douchebag of a editah was too busy cryin' in his beer cheese soup to update today so he ask me ta do it. And lemme tell ya, I haven't been this excited since the Sawks won the Series. Mike Cameron is a killa ballplayah and the smahtest fans in baseball will appreciate him way moah than you Milwaukee loozahs.

This move couldn't have come at a bettah time to furtha establish Boston's dominance over all tha othah cities. The Pats are cruising their way to anothah playoffs,  just playing coy until the time is right to take down Peyton Manning and the Colts. The Celtics have won eleven in a row and probably won't lose evah again. Da Broons are dominatin' the NHL like the glory days of Bobby Orr. The Sawks adding Cameron is the perfect toppah to what looks to be another championship year for the greatest city in America, Baston Mass!

Cameron is a real bomah and the defense upgrade from that chowdahead Elsbury is real quality (even if he is a dahkie). My skeeza sistah took him home from a bah one night and the bastard never called her again, that fack. I don't care what retahded sports writers say this move is about fifty times bettah than the frickin' queeah Yankees getting Grandahson. Those a-holes beat us last season, but next year they're gonna take a digga. We will return to our rightful place as World Champions and Mike Cameron will finally get a ring.

I can't help but to feel sorry for you Brewahs fans. You will nevah know what it's like to experience a team as incredible as the Bahstan Red Sawks. A couple years ago the Brewahs came to Fenway for a three game series and this retahded lookin' guy in a Brewahs hat asked me where the bathroom was. I told him this was Fenway and we didn't have bathrooms for queeahs. I was like "what's ya problem brotha? ya wanna go and get stomped by a real southie?", but he backed down. He musta looked at the scoreboard. You Brewahs fans got it hard enough, you don't wanna staht trouble with me.

Tommy Sullivan

7 comments on “Welcome to Boston Mike Cameron

  1. Anonymous on said:

    I thought I recognized you, that was me in Boston that day….. I’m not mad though, I just pissed in your sisters hair… the bitch liked too… freak. Don’t matter, Fenway smells like Yastrzemski’s jock soaked in Ted Williams head with beer…..

  2. Anonymous on said:

    You ah wicked funny. But be real heah, Cameron is to Ellsbury, what George Scott was to Cecil Coopah. The Boomah still had a little left in the tank, but Coopah was way bettah.

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  4. Boston Sully on said:

    You freakin’ queeah Coopah was a chowdahead. Scott shoulda been a Hall of Famah.

  5. ransaysthis on said:

    Sorry about your loss, MPD. I know you had a giant mancrush on Cameron and this departure may break you and your gentle spirit. Alas, the winds of summer love are fleeting in the harsh reality of a sub-zero arctic day. You’ll always have your memories …

  6. Anonymous on said:

    I’m sad to see Cameron go, I understand why he had to though. I’m also glad he landed in Boston where he has a chance to win a ring.


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