I am nothing if not a people pleaser so when a commenter requested that we do a story about the Brewers being more open to running next year and "what the Brewers are running from?" I had to oblige and present you THE RUNNING SERIES.
Ryan Braun, don't run from shit son. I'm a soldier! In fact, I'm about to set the record straight with a freestyle rap that I wrote on my Blackberry. (Ed. note: But Ryan you aren't supposed to write freestyles. Who are you, Drake?) Bitch, stfu. Yo DJ kick that beat.
(to the beat of Tonight's Gonna be A Good Night by the Black Eyed Peas)
I'm Ryan Braun, let's turn it up!
I got my Remetee, it's really tight!
I did a commercial, with Marissa Miller!
It was awesome, Check check it OUT!
I am Jewish, Mozoltov!
I was an All Star, two times!
Miller Park Drunk, is a website!
That makes fun, of me a lot!
I don't know why, I am cool!
What the fuck, what's your problem!?
I never did, anything to you!
A lot of people, like Remetee!
Stop calling them douchebags, you don't get laid!
And by the way, leave Seth alone!
He can spell, just not that good!
I'm from Cali, I went to the U!
You people in Wisconsin, are kinda weird!
You drink too much, and it's cold!
Why don't you move, some place nicer!?
Mike Cameron's gone? I'm kinda sad!
So are you, MPD!
I guess we aren't, that different after all!
Let's go to Decibel, and drink some bombs!
But not too much, I have to drive!
We'll bang some sluts, we'll wear a rubber!
It'll be fun!
And then we’ll do it again
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