Have you heard about the 2009 All Star game? The Brewers are basically in the top two of every single position. This is pretty exciting for Brewers fans and I was really curious to see how it was going to turn out. To find out I contacted a local mathematician* and had him crunch some numbers for me to figure out how this thing is going to end up. This is what he came up with.

American League

National League

C: Crash Davis
Richie Sexson
2B: Jarrod Washburn
3B: Who cares?
SS: Spencer's creepy flesh colored beard
Dave Navarro
OF: Terence Mann
C: Jason Kendall
1B: Albert Poo-holes lol
2B: Rickie Weeks
3B: Who cares?
SS: JJ Hardy
OF: Ryan Braun
OF: Mike Cameron
OF: Anyone but Gary Sheffield

*By local mathematician I mean a guy I met at a bar who wrote this on a napkin for me.

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7 comments on “Your 2009 MLB All-Star Lineups

  1. Anonymous on said:


  2. Anonymous on said:

    I’m drunk,,

    So I’ll just say that A-Rod or Longoria must stand on third for AL and that Hall guy for the NL.

    Dave Navarro? dude!! Hamilton is his not on drugs.

  3. Anonymous on said:

    tex is a beast

  4. Anonymous on said:

    your a dumb ass

  5. Anonymous on said:

    dumbass jarrod washburn is a great pitcher on the M’s, not a 2b (for those non-seattlites; the mariners)plus, ex-M Richie is about the biggest dissapointment ever to first base. good thing the mariners chucked him. aside from that, kudos on the sheffield comment.

    Go Seattle!!!!!!!!

  6. Anonymous on said:


  7. Anonymous on said:

    fuckin retard

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