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Why do you guys hate me (us) so much?

September 16, 2009
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Why do you guys hate me (us) so much?

I have been a Cubs fan all my life ever since the day my mom dropped me off at my dad's and he sat me down in front of the TV when I was two years old and told me to stop crying and watch the Cubbies. I watched Harry Caray that day and...

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Like Family Circus, but better

September 16, 2009
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Like Family Circus, but better

I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to think the Cubbies got a pretty good shot at the postseason. I haven't looked at the standings lately, but the Cards have to be scared right? What better way to celebrate last night's victory than in COMIC STRIP FORM? Featuring the artist from Miller...

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Haray Caray Preview Tonight’s Game

September 15, 2009
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Haray Caray Preview Tonight’s Game

Well, yesterday I promised you a very special guest writer today and here he is, HARRY CARAY!!!!!! Also, follow me on twitter! Hello again everybody and welcome to the Miller Park Drunk game preview of the, uh, Cubs and Brewers live from, uh, Wrigley Field. *coughs* Lemme tell ya, being dead is tough business....

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Despite what Walk Off Walk says, I am no corporate overlord

September 15, 2009
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Despite what Walk Off Walk says, I am no corporate overlord

Hello there Walk Off Walk reader, how are you doing today? I see that you have found us via the website Walk Off Walk and their popular post "Miller Park Drunk Sells Out to Corporate Overlords from Chicago". I just wanted to say hello and tell you a few things about myself. My name...

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Guide to Sneaking in Booze

September 15, 2009
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Guide to Sneaking in Booze

I don't know about you, but I can't make it through a nine inning baseball game (or church) without drinking some hard liquor. Man, I love getting wasted! Anyways since I am an old pro at this from sneaking booze into Wrigley I thought I would help you out. That's right, it's time for......

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