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Are you going to the Brewers game on 8/29? Come to the Pants Party

August 16, 2010
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Are you going to the Brewers game on 8/29? Come to the Pants Party

It's come to my attention that there are many of you who would really like to go to Miller Park Drunk's Pants Party, but you have already purchased tickets to the 8/29 Brewers game. It would be stupid of you to buy a ticket to a game that you already have tickets for and...

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The almost last thing you will hear about the Pants Party

August 13, 2010
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The almost last thing you will hear about the Pants Party

Here's where we stand, right now: I announced we were having a party. I tried to convince you to go with a list of the five people you'll meet at the party. It was kind of funny. Then I tried to convince you with our excellent menu. This sort of worked. I convinced my...

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The Five People You Meet at Miller Park Drunk’s Pants Party

July 27, 2010
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The Five People You Meet at Miller Park Drunk’s Pants Party

Miller Park Drunk's Pants Party is going to be many things. It's going to be the first (and possibly last) meet up this site ever does. It's going to be one of the greatest tailgates of the year. It's going to be awesome, really awesome. More importantly, it's going to be an experience that...

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Ryan Braun’s Tavern and Grill does not have raspberry iced tea, proceed accordingly

July 16, 2010
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Ryan Braun’s Tavern and Grill does not have raspberry iced tea, proceed accordingly

Look, I like to drink beer. Lots of it. Beer is so, so tasty and I like what it does to me (mainly stop crying), but sometimes you can't drink beer. Sometimes you're in church. Sometimes you have to work later in the day. Sometimes your girlfriend tells you that if you have one...

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Take a date to Miller Park

July 7, 2010
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Take a date to Miller Park

What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me? Has he taken any time, any time to show you what you need to live? Tell it to me slowly. Tell you what? I really want to know. That's right, Miller Park Drunk fans, it's the time of the season for loving. While...

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