MPD Book Cover Review: Chicago Cubs Cookbook

It is said that looking into Derrek Lee's eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, the Cubs future is always the same.

Let's make Tyler Colvin make a stupid face. No, let's make Tyler Colvin make a stupid face and put a red pepper right in front of his nose! Yeah, it's not like he's our most marketable player or anything.

Hi, I'm Koyie Hill. No, I don't know why I am on the cover of this either.

Hey, let's get Fukudome in there and give him some chopsticks. Get it? Because he's Asian!

It's-a me, Dempster! I hope-a you like a spicy meatball!

You know who we should put on this cover? Alfonso Soriano. I know he's routinely booed at Wrigley Field and he still has four years and almost $70 million left on his untradeable contract, but still. I feel like he should be on there. Maybe something with a lime? He is Dominican, you know. Those people love limes.

I figured so what if he's had a few anger issues? He apologized; Carlos should hold the knife.

Just look at Ted Lilly; he just looks like he's going to be traded to the Dodgers by the time this book comes out.

Two catchers? Really?

Seriously, Dempster is such a douche.

Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.

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3 comments on “MPD Book Cover Review: Chicago Cubs Cookbook

  1. SconnieGirl808 on said:

    If the Cubs were a Food Network star, they’d be a cross between Sandra Lee and Guy Fieri. Easy, douche-tastic, and always disappointing.

    But seriously, why don’t more people play on Fukudome’s name? It’s SO EASY! It’s like making a “That’s what she said!!” joke. We all know it doesn’t take a lot of brain power, but it gets laughs anyway. Would someone get on that?

  2. Anonymous on said:

    Dempster just looks like Louis CK.

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