I don't know about you guys, but I LOVE the t-shirts they sell outside of a Cubs game. I can just sit there and read them and laugh all day long. Except that they don't allow drinking on the street so I just take a quick glance at them and go inside the bar. Anyways there are a lot of excellent ones out there and I just wanted to show you my top 5 so you know which ones to buy me. )

1. 
   Fukudome has kinda been a letdown, but this shirt still makes me laugh every time.
2. 
   Some people prefer the "Pujols mows Wrigley" shirt, but I think this one is perfect. Ozzie just looks like he mows lawns.
3. 
   I don't know what I love more about this shirt, the fact that it exists or the fact that I am able to buy it.
4. 
   Because sausage is another word for penis lol.
5. 
   Get it? Pujols, POO HOLES? HAHAHA.
   Best. Shirt. Ever.