You’re sick of me? No, I’m sick of YOU!
Posted by Wrigley Field Drunk
So you say that you are sick of me? Well, I am sick of you too! You say that you want this "stunt" to be over? Well, I want your stunt to be over!
Look dudes I got better things to do than sit around on my computer and clickity-clack on the keyboard about baseball all day. I could go out and, you know, SLEEP WITH WOMEN. I am not a nerd blogger like you guys living in your moms basement. I like to go out and drink and sleep with chicks and update my fantasy team. I like to drive my BMW with the top down listening to Soulja Boy as loud as it goes. I could be shopping at American Eagle right now instead of writing on this stupid blog. I could be drinking a dub rum d (double rum and diet to the uninitiated) at a strip club getting a lap dance right now. Instead I am writing on the internet about baseball? No thanks. Baseball is dumb anyways. I prefer football. Not only that, but I have the best fantasy team ever this year. Check out my roster.
QB: ROMO
RB: AP
RB: SLATON
WR: GREG JENNINGS
WR: HESTER~
FLEX: D MCFADDEN
TE: SHIANCOE
D: DALLAS
K: RACKERS
Sick right? So why should I care about the Cubs or the Brewers? It's not like they are going to win anything anyways. My fantasy team? CHAMPIONS.
Before I go and leave this god forsaken blog forever I just have one thing left to say.
And if you don't like that? I got two words for ya:
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