Let me get personal for a second here. I love, like love love ))<>(( love love <3 love myspace love, sexual innuendos. I love saying that'swhat she said. Besides my friend Emily I probably say it more than anyone I have ever met. I just love them. Whether they are actually meant in a sexual way, just meant to be funny or just plain stupid, I love them. So why not combine two loves? Why not list a few of my favorite Brewers related sexual innuendos? Why not list ONE HUNDRED FIFTY of them?
Sounds like a plan.
- I'd like to Prince her Fielder
- I'll Yount you over this car
- I'll give you something to Suppan
- I'll Usinger you
- You'll be hurtin' for Weeks when I get done with you
- McClung? Like a horse baby
- I've got Hells Bells... in my pants
- I've got some bean bags you can toss
- I don't usually like David Bush
- If you think Todd Coffey's fast...
- McGehee? Maybe after a few more beers.
- It's always Stetter the second time
- She's a little Oglivie, but she'll do
- Fielder? I hardly knew her!
- I'll Seitzer alright
- If you think he's Hardy..
- Catch one in your Wry
- I'd like to coach her bullpen
- If you think Mike Burns just wait til the morning
- If you think the Polish is big
- I got your High Life right here
- I've got a bean bag for your cornhole
- Throw a hot dog in your Billy Hall way
- Bernie your Brewer
- I got some mustard for your hot dog, right here
- I'd like to Bam her Berger
- Mark Brouhard, I brouharder
- About sixto, six and a half
- Put my Gamel in your hot corner
- Ready for my BJ Surhoff
- Let's have some Kohl's Family Section
- Ricky Bones, so do I
- I've got some meat for your Sausage Haus
- Candy for your Maldonaddo
- Get between her Ben Sheets
- How'd you like to join my Walk of Fame?
- Don't worry my Happy Youngster is nowhere near that ugly
- It's Trevor Time... in my pants
- I'd like to see your Helfaer Field
- I'll Cap-u-a-no
- Rollie Fingers
- C It Go inside
- My doubleheader won't take six hours
- I'd like to pull your Parra after five innings
- I got something for you Gallardo
- I'd like to see your infield box
- I'll show you my bobblehead
- Put one in your Airtran Airways Landing Zone
- Show you my Hebrew Hammer
- I was a Harvey Wallbanger, til I moved to the floor
*Please no smartass comments that some of these don't fit the definition of innuendo. I am aware.
Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.
This is quite possibly my most favorite MPD post ever.
Is #6 supposed to be “horse baby” or “horse, baby”
Because the idea of horse babies freaks me out.
Come on, give us 50 more!
How about a couple more,
1. I’ve got endurance, like Danny Kolb
2. Open your shirt, let me see your Jaha’s
3. I don’t know about you, but I think there are some Steve Sparks between us.
4. It’s the return of Hammerin’ Hank, all over again
5. I know the perfect place to have Richie Sexon
6. Just another minute and you’ll see my “O”verbay face
7. Mike Cameron can tell ya, NO gold glove, No love
8. I’ll show you my bat if you let me see Vaughn’s Valley.
Miller Park Drunk, we should go to a game together. You can kiss me on the strikes and I will kiss you on the balls.
(desperately tries to trace IP)
1. I don’t mean to Braggs, but when I get stiff, I can move furniture.
2. Dave “you brought her, you” Parker.
3.
We lack this type of classiness at the Talking Chop Braves blog. Keep up the majestic work.
Hardy needs to have more patience in the two hole…
Inside the park’er? OK, if you don’t mind everybody watching.
Is a Jose Hernandez when you strikeout trying a Dirty Sanchez?