Okay, I take it back. I take back everything I said negatively about Ryan Braun's clothing line and the way he dresses. As long as he never dresses like Anthony Witrado of the Journal Sentinel I'll be happy.
If you don't feel like or can't watch the video, I have transcribed it for you below.
YO DIS YO MAN A-DUB FROM THE MILWAUKEE JIZOURNAL SENTO! I'M HEAR LIVE FROM SPRING TRIZZY REPORTIN' ON DA BREW CREW! MY HOMEY BILLY HALL HAD LASIK SURGERY ON HIS EYEZ MAN! HE SAY THIS SEASON IS GON' BE OFF DA CHAIN FO SHEEZY! I JUST WANNA GIVE A QUICK SHOUTOUT TO MY MAN RAY-J WHOS LOOKIN' FOR HOT BITCHZZ ON VH1 RIGHT NOW, ONE LOVE HOMIE. SAY HI TO KIM FOR ME LOLZ! I GOTS TO BE GOIN' NOW CUZ I GOTS TO RITE SOME ARTICLES AND SHIT. GOTS TO GET PAID NA MEAN?! PEACE!
(throws up W with fingers)