In case you haven't heard the Brewers have added a new service for fans to report people behaving badly. All you have to do is text them and they'll take care of it. I think this is a great service and would hate to see it abused by some fans. That's why we're here with...
YOUR GUIDE TO TEXTING THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
- When texting the Brewers, please spell everything correctly. "drnk n 125 no sht on yllng" will get you nowhere.
- Don't use the texting service as a way to get in touch with Brewers players. "JJ: 36/24/36, call me 414xxxxxxx" will not be accepted.
- No lols. This one hurts me, but it's true. We can't have lols in texts. So "dude just punched out cub fan in rf lol!" isn't going to cut it. Sorry.
- No texting after 2AM. Nothing good ever happens after 2AM.
- If you see The Happy Youngster feel free to make something up about him and text it.
I'm pretty interested to see how this turns out. It could easily turn into a case of he said/she said and there are a lot of people out there who are simply too easily offended. The only thing I'll say about it for now is this: use it to your advantage, get The Happy Youngster thrown out of games.
Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.
#5 is awesome. You know somebody will rat on that douche. Well done, MPD.
I read somewhere else that they will view the offending situation via closed circuit camera before taking action. I agree. I may put “Some douchebag is bothering rookies for autographs in sec ” on the quick text of my phone so I’ll I have to do is punch in the section number
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