Guide to Opening Day: Gloves

Posted by Vince Morales

Miller Park Drunk Guide To Opening Day

GOOD

Brewers logo

BAD

Adult wearing baseball glove

Seriously, you are a grown man. I don't care if the ball breaks every bone in your hand and you end up looking like the cab driver in Adventures in Babysitting, you cannot under any circumstances wear a glove to a baseabll game.