If you have a personalized jersey, this is basically what you're trying to say.
If there is one thing I hate, more than anything in the entire world. More than racism, more than poverty, more than hunger, even more than the Cubs fans who try to take over Miller Park; it's people who wear jerseys with their own names on the back. Or worse, people who wear jerseys with their own nicknames across the back. Except nobody actually calls them their nickname, they just made it up to try to look EXTRA cool in their $80 waste of money. Hey buddy, do you know what goes great with a jersey with your own name on it? Zubaz pants! Oh, but it looks like you already knew that. Asshole. Tell your wife hello for me when you're throwing her down the stairs.
Yeah, not really a fan of those jerseys. Or grown men wearing gloves to games, but we'll get into that later. For now, let's talk about fashion. Already we know that jerseys with your own name on them are out. Not only are they out they are viable to get you the scorn of your family and friends for years to come. So, forget that. T-shirts? Okay. Polos? Okay. Blank jerseys? Okay. Current or former players? Okay. (You really should have known better with that Sabathia jersey though.) Homemade jerseys carved out of your chest hair? HIGHLY ENCOURAGED. From Home Run Derby's jersey of the week, we bring you: a guy who shaved "Go Brew" into his own chest. Proceed at your own risk.
If you think that's impressive you should see the #28 on his back.
Bonus points for Brewers bottle opener strapped to arm and hamburger in hand that says "hurry up and take this, I'm freakin hungry." Truly an impressive showing from a true fan.
Not as impressive? Metrosexual Brewers fans who aren't afraid to hide it.
"Let's go to Friday's for appletinis!"
At least the guy on the right is showing a bit of self awareness. The guy on the left looks like he's trying out for "Bromance".
Vince Morales is the guy who runs this site. He likes the Milwaukee Brewers, pro wrestling and beer. If he offended you he is very, very sorry.
Thanks for the props. I am still trying to figure out how to shave the entire Brewers starting line up in my back hair.
~The Guy that shaved Go Brew in his chest hair.
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