The fail that is the JSOnline Brewers Fan Photo Gallery
Posted by Vince Morales
If you haven't had the pleasure chance to see the JSOnline's user submitted Brewers fan photo gallery than you are REALLY missing out. I've invited my good friend Brewers Baby to help me comment on some of these photos.I should warn you, Brewers Baby can get a little vulgar at times. What can I say? He's a baby. He poops his pants and pees himself. Babies are stupid.
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This is a good look for someone who wants to A) look like a douchebag, B) cook crystal meth, C) date strippers and D) get his f@%kin ass whooped if I ever see him. |
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Two guys find a way to make Cubs fans seem less douche-y. For their next trick they will cure AIDs. |
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What campus is this? I've always wanted to go to a college that had door to door slut service. Remember that tattoo. You'll be seeing it in a "omg my boyfriend leaked our sex tape" video online in about two weeks. |
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Okay, let's figure this guy out. Let's figure all these douchenozzles out, but mainly this one. You're at home. You click over to read a story on JSOnline. You're reading about the Brewers, agreeing with every word the king of douchenozzles Anthony Witrado writes. Then you see this link. It says "share your Brewers spirit in our fan photo gallery" and you think to yourself, 'hey that's a good idea'? Seriously? You think you look THAT f@%ckin' cool in this picture that you want everyone who reads JSOnline wants to see it? Do you think that someone is going to see that picture and fall in love with you, then contact the JSOnline to find you? Is that it? Get the f@%k over yourself. Nobody cares about you. |
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Especially you, you little punk. |
Ladies and gentleman, Brewers Baby!
I can answer the above question about the Wild Card douche, mainly because it’s me in the picture. I thought Brewer Baby wouldn’t be so judgmental at first glance, but like you said, he’s stupid.
But in all seriousness, no, I don’t have any illusions about trying to attract women by posting a picture on the JSOnline gallery. No, I don’t think I’m so cool that I have to put the picture on the site (personally, I think the baby’s pic is 10 times cooler than mine), and no, I’m not full of myself by any means. On the contrary, I’m one of the more humble guys you’ll meet.
I posted the pic because I figured it was a good pic of me decked in Wild Card gear following the game. My friend holding the camera told me to do a savvy/tough pose (if you will) and so I had fun with it and that was the result. I posted it online for the fun of it, nothing more.
But I can see how you drew your conclusions. Without knowing me, the picture can be misleading. That’s the way it is, I guess.
I will say that I enjoy your blog and your appreciation for the Brewers. I’ve been a die-hard fan during the days when you could barely get 20,000 people at County Stadium and Miller Park. I’m glad I could attend the playoff games and know I was a true fan, unlike the several thousand that jump on the bandwagon.
Keep up the posts. They are hilarious! Oh, and of course, Go Brewers!
You may have just become my favorite reader of all time.
I don’t care how he defends it…I’ve seen that picture a million times after reading the Brewers Blog on JS-Online and I still think he looks like a dork!
Do I have to wear an Affliction t-shirt to be JJ Hardy’s friend? The thing I like about JJ’s play is that he is so good he makes it look like he is in slow motion. I think that’s why the rest of the players (and most of the beer vendors) look so much faster than JJ, or maybe he’s just dead weight.
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