If you haven't had the pleasure chance to see the JSOnline's user submitted Brewers fan photo gallery than you are REALLY missing out. I've invited my good friend Brewers Baby to help me comment on some of these photos.I should warn you, Brewers Baby can get a little vulgar at times. What can I say? He's a baby. He poops his pants and pees himself. Babies are stupid.
|This is a good look for someone who wants to A) look like a douchebag, B) cook crystal meth, C) date strippers and D) get his f@%kin ass whooped if I ever see him.|
|Two guys find a way to make Cubs fans seem less douche-y. For their next trick they will cure AIDs.|
|What campus is this? I've always wanted to go to a college that had door to door slut service. Remember that tattoo. You'll be seeing it in a "omg my boyfriend leaked our sex tape" video online in about two weeks.|
|Okay, let's figure this guy out. Let's figure all these douchenozzles out, but mainly this one. You're at home. You click over to read a story on JSOnline. You're reading about the Brewers, agreeing with every word the king of douchenozzles Anthony Witrado writes. Then you see this link. It says "share your Brewers spirit in our fan photo gallery" and you think to yourself, 'hey that's a good idea'? Seriously? You think you look THAT f@%ckin' cool in this picture that you want everyone who reads JSOnline wants to see it? Do you think that someone is going to see that picture and fall in love with you, then contact the JSOnline to find you? Is that it? Get the f@%k over yourself. Nobody cares about you.|
|Especially you, you little punk.|
Ladies and gentleman, Brewers Baby!
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