Hey, idiots! Don't you have anything better to do? Don't you have jobs? Or school? Or... something? Anything better to do than try to sleep outside of Miller Park for two weeks? Have you ever heard of the internet? Did you know you can buy tickets online there? Or are you just going for Opening Day tickets? And if so, why didn't you just buy one of the 20 game or 9 packs that offered Opening Day seats? Oh, wait you probably can't afford those because you don't have a job or go to school and can camp out in front of Miller Park for two weeks.
Here's the thing: these people are not diehard fans. These aren't even really fans. They're idiots. Diehard fans buy tickets in packages because they want to see as many games as possible. I understand that these packages are expensive, but diehard fans know that when one season ends that there is another one coming up in six months and that they should save their money so they can buy tickets ahead of time. So be honest with yourself unemployed, Miller Park campers and admit that you are doing all of this for attention and your real goal is not to get tickets, but to be on TV. As soon as you can admit that to yourself, you'll be much better off.