Comments on: Best of Miller Park Drunk 2009 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/ Milwaukee Brewers and Miller Park Blog Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:47:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Miller Park Drunk http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/#comment-2859 Miller Park Drunk Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:25:03 +0000 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/?p=1804#comment-2859 For some reason it doesn't keep track of how many, but it is almost definitely this post http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/baseball/dear-journal-sentinel-anthony-witrado-is-a-douchebag-and-you-should-probably-fire-him/ with a whopping 81 likes. Kinda shitty because I don't even think it's that good or original. For some reason it doesn’t keep track of how many, but it is almost definitely this post http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/baseball/dear-journal-sentinel-anthony-witrado-is-a-douchebag-and-you-should-probably-fire-him/ with a whopping 81 likes. Kinda shitty because I don’t even think it’s that good or original.

]]> By: Some Random Drunk http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/#comment-2858 Some Random Drunk Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:22:28 +0000 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/?p=1804#comment-2858 outta curiosity, what post got the most "likes"? outta curiosity, what post got the most “likes”?

]]> By: Some Random Drunk http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/#comment-2851 Some Random Drunk Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:53:28 +0000 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/?p=1804#comment-2851 Here is a partial list of bullshit that comes to mind about Mark McGuire's "apology." 1) Stop crying you fucking baby 2) if your wife and friends didn't know you were doing roids they are stupider than you are... 3) if performance enhancing drugs didn't enhance your performance but helped you heal from injuries then they would be called magic happy healing pills not PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS!! YOU FUCKING CRYBABY! 4) Usually when you apologize for something you apologize to the people you harmed - not your stupid wife and your stupid close friends and YOUR teammates and coaches. You would apologize to the people you cheated on - the other teams, the other coaches. Your teammates and coaches made money and won games because you cheated. The teams that lost and players who lost their jobs because you are a cheater are the ones you should be apologizing too YOU FUCKING STUPID CRYING DIP SHIT! 5)You cryed on and on about this big fucking burden you've been carrying around and because your lawyers told you not to say anything that would incriminate you to congress - listen you raisin nutted idiot - what has changed in the years since? Oh I know - you didn't get elected to the Hall of Fame because everyone knows you were doing roids (even though your stupid wife and stupid friends and stupid coaches like Tony L. didn't know). Now you want sympathy? You are a self serving douche bag and now you want sympathy?!?! 6)You are still a liar and a cheat and you think that by giving some half ass excuse/apology you will be able to serve as hitting coach of the Cards and maybe get into the Hall - I got news for ya Markie Mark I'm a Big Fucking Crybaby Lying Cheating Raisin Nutted McGuire, the only thing you'll get from me is drunken verbal abuse the next time you show your deflated flabby pock marked body at a Miller Park Brewer/Cards game. Thanks everyone - I feel much better. Here is a partial list of bullshit that comes to mind about Mark McGuire’s “apology.”

1) Stop crying you fucking baby

2) if your wife and friends didn’t know you were doing roids they are stupider than you are…

3) if performance enhancing drugs didn’t enhance your performance but helped you heal from injuries then they would be called magic happy healing pills not PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS!! YOU FUCKING CRYBABY!

4) Usually when you apologize for something you apologize to the people you harmed – not your stupid wife and your stupid close friends and YOUR teammates and coaches. You would apologize to the people you cheated on – the other teams, the other coaches. Your teammates and coaches made money and won games because you cheated. The teams that lost and players who lost their jobs because you are a cheater are the ones you should be apologizing too YOU FUCKING STUPID CRYING DIP SHIT!

5)You cryed on and on about this big fucking burden you’ve been carrying around and because your lawyers told you not to say anything that would incriminate you to congress – listen you raisin nutted idiot – what has changed in the years since? Oh I know – you didn’t get elected to the Hall of Fame because everyone knows you were doing roids (even though your stupid wife and stupid friends and stupid coaches like Tony L. didn’t know). Now you want sympathy? You are a self serving douche bag and now you want sympathy?!?!

6)You are still a liar and a cheat and you think that by giving some half ass excuse/apology you will be able to serve as hitting coach of the Cards and maybe get into the Hall – I got news for ya Markie Mark I’m a Big Fucking Crybaby Lying Cheating Raisin Nutted McGuire, the only thing you’ll get from me is drunken verbal abuse the next time you show your deflated flabby pock marked body at a Miller Park Brewer/Cards game.

Thanks everyone – I feel much better.

]]> By: lar @ wezen-ball http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/#comment-2825 lar @ wezen-ball Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:19:12 +0000 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/?p=1804#comment-2825 I don't know about everyone else, but you're absolutely right about me and the girlfriend - we loved the Wrigley Field Drunk series. It's been a great year reading MPD, and I'm looking forward to more. Keep it up. I don’t know about everyone else, but you’re absolutely right about me and the girlfriend – we loved the Wrigley Field Drunk series.

It’s been a great year reading MPD, and I’m looking forward to more. Keep it up.

]]> By: Citizens Bank Park Drunk http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/off-base/best-of-miller-park-drunk-2009/#comment-2817 Citizens Bank Park Drunk Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:32:32 +0000 http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/?p=1804#comment-2817 Oh yeah I almost forgot... Great stuff MPD and please keep the journalistic integrity, high brow commentary and analysis coming in 2010. Oh yeah I almost forgot… Great stuff MPD and please keep the journalistic integrity, high brow commentary and analysis coming in 2010.

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