Brett Favre (Brett Favre)

One of the first things we decided when coming up with the idea of Miller Park Drunk was that we would never, ever, under any circumstances write about the Green Bay Packers, football or Brett Favre. I guess some rules were made to be broken.

waiter

WAITER: Are you two gentlemen ready to order?

	I think Brett Favre, we are Brett Favre.
	Great, what can I get for you?
	I have perused your entire menu and I believe that I absolutely have to go with the Brett Favre.
	Great choice sir. Would you like to add Brett Favre to that?
	Definitely. Can I also get a side of Brett Favre? I don't care if it's extra. I love Brett Favre!
	Not a problem and how would you like that cooked sir?
	Brett Favre.
	Very well and for you sir?
	Let me ask you a question, is the Brett Favre good here? Be honest if you don't like the Brett Favre here I won't order it.
	Honestly I'm not a big fan of Brett Favre, but other people (none of whom I enjoy talking to) really seem to love it.
	Well, you sold me. I'll have the Brett Favre and I'll take a side of Brett Favre as well.
	Sounds great. Can I interest you gentlemen in a nice glass of our Brett Favre this evening?
	What type of Brett Favre do you have?
	We have Brett Favre, Brett Favre as well as our house specialty Brett Favre that we make right here in house.
	I don't normally drink, but I'll definitely have a glass of that Brett Favre.
	Make it two. After a day like today I could go for a good Brett Favre.
	Excellent sirs. So that's one Brett Favre cooked Brett Favre add Brett Favre with a side of Brett Favre and a Brett Favre with a side of Brett Favre.
	Perfect.
	Great I will be right back with your Brett Favre.
	The waiter runs and grabs two glasses of Brett Favre and delivers them to the table.
	Let me tell you something, that is good Brett Favre.
	I agree just classic Brett Favre. Thank you for recommending this I am really enjoying it.
	This is vintage Brett Favre. You can not find a better Brett Favre in all of the National Football League....cities we travel to.
	You know after everything that has happened a person might think that this Brett Favre was done for, but that person would be wrong. This Brett Favre has gotten a lot better with age.
	Just between the first and second sips? Really?
	Yes, Brett Favre is timeless. You know what I see for this Brett Favre? Super Bowl, that's what this man sees.
	It's like a kid out there, that's what this Brett Favre is.
	Seriously? We don't even actually brew it here. It's just Miller High Life with a different label on the spout.
	This Brett Favre is just out there in the backyards of Mississippi throwing around the ol' pigskin. "No mom, I don't wanna come inside I wanna play with my friends Sidney Rice and Percy Harvin some more."
	Well if you say so. I better run and check on your meals.
	This is really good Brett Favre.
	I agree. It's classic, vintage, classically vintage in every possible way, shape or form.
	You know just watching it reminds how timeless, ageless and unable to get older Brett Favre really is.
	Just a consummate professional, masterful.
	So pure and sinless.
	Just a celestial, omnipotent, invincible, mighty, puissant, ambrosial superhuman that is truly transcendental to sit here and watch.
	Well it should be just a minute on your food guys. I'm sure you get this sort of thing a lot, but I gotta ask. Who do you like in the NFC championship?
	Who's playing?
	I don't really care for sports.
	I am so spitting in your food.
	BRETT FAVRE!!!!!!!!!!!!