Sometimes I get the weird desire to google something and then just see what happens. Sometimes it's sexual in nature like "cat peeing on boobs" and sometimes it's to actually learn something like "what the hell is a milliarcsecond". Other times, times like today I decide to search something that I may be able to use on the site. Today I googled: "brewers tattoo". Here's what I found:
For the Brewers fan who likes the Brewers, but also likes smoking a ton of pot.
You'd be surprised how many of my searches end up in a topless Bill Hall.
I'm assuming this is meant to be funny. The caption, not the tattoo. The tattoo is NO JOKE.
I guess it's true what they say, Cardinals fans really are more dedicated than us.
"I wanted a Milwaukee tattoo because I grew up here," says Lange. "Home is where your heart is. No matter where I go or what I do, Milwaukee is my home base."
Apparently living in Milwaukee wasn't enough.
I can't tell you why this picture of Scott Speizio's tattoo came up during my search, but I feel obliged to post it because it makes me laugh every time I see it. You see, that's his wife.
The tattoo artist who did this deserves a raise. Somebody get that guy some more meth!
Finally, I found this delightful tweet by Catie. A girl's gotta have standards.
Well, that's about it for this week. We're just about back on our regular season schedule now so we should be back with a full week of content next week. Expect less originality and more stealing from random message boards. They are the creative geniuses of our time, you know.
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