Welcome to a new semi-regular feature here at the site, the Monday Mailbag. I figure if Anthony Witrado can get 500 questions at the JSOnline I should be able to get at least 5-10. If you're sad you missed out, we'll be accepting questions through our Facebook page or our twitter account on Mondays semi-regularly throughout the season.
This might end up getting long so I am not going to waste any more time and just get right into the questions.
What are the comparison stats between Zaun (Brewers) and Kendall (Royals) so far this season?
Depends on how you look at it, if you look at it purely on better average then Kendall is the much better player.
But if you include counting stats that actually matter in the box score, then it's a lot more even. That is to say, they both suck.
Or if you are like me and think purely about stupid stuff, then we most definitely made the right choice by going with Gregg Zaun.
At-Bat Music makes me want to...
Kendall: murder small animals
Zaun: rock out with my cock out
Wife left him for Rod Stewart's loser son
Fill in the blank: Looks like a serial (_______)
See? We totally made the right choice!
11:00: Find one of those picture booths. Drop a $50 in and see what happens.
Last time they played? Last year? It's always been?
I like making fun of them as much of the next guy, but I like making fun of everybody. Cubs fans, Nationals fans, Marlins fans, ballhawks, people wearing Packers jerseys, people with funny accents, people who get way too excited for the sausage race, people who get the questions wrong in the middle of the game, anyone on the kiss cam, Giants fans, guys who come to games with their mom, white people who wear their hats crooked; honestly, I really don't care. They are all fair game to me. To hate Cubs fans more than any of these other people is silly and wrong. Hate them all equally, it's much more rewarding.
Who is John Galt?
(See what I did there? I took a nerdy question that you would only know if you read a certain book and answered it with a nerdy answer that you would only get if you read a certain book.)
In your opinion, what is the best seat in the house at Miller Park?
Next to me. Oh, you mean section wise? The obvious answer is behind home plate. Anything down in that area between 115-120 is a complete different game experience than anywhere else in the park. You can hear the players, the players can hear you and if there is a bad called strike or some other umpiring error you have the right to boo it because you can actually see that it was the right or wrong call. Nothing like it down there and that's why it's so expensive to sit there.
As far as value goes, you can't go wrong with the Loge bleachers as long as you aren't in the last ten rows. Can anyone explain to me why there is a $10 difference between 232 and 233? It can't be done.
Finally, if you are ever going to buy tickets through stubhub or ebay always look for Field Outfield Box. The face on them is $40 for most games, but they are always being given away for far under face on these sites. I know this because that's where my season tickets are and I have NEVER made money off of them.
When you wake up after a night of heavy drink, how loud do you yell when it dawns on you that you brought home a pre-op? Do you get Manny Parra face?
Oh come on, like I'd ever take someone home from a bar.
In your scientific opinion, has the number of new STD cases in the Milwaukee area gone down since J.J. was traded?
Maybe among fat girls (hey yooooo!)
Seriously though, this rumor has been out there for so long that I'm surprised snopes.com hasn't picked it up. Is it true? I don't know, but I do know that the very same rumor has been picked up and spread about Ryan Braun all throughout Milwaukee. Is that true? I don't know, but have you seen this youtube video?
If he didn't have herpes before that night began, he definitely had something before it ended and from the looks of it, so did JJ.
He looks like he's about to date rape himself.
Decibel: where a Jagerbomb is twelve dollars, but the GHB is free.
MORE TO COME IN PART TWO INCLUDING ALL YOUR SUPPAN QUESTIONS!
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