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By: Miller Park Drunk | Where everybody hates Suppan, Monday Mailbag part 2

Miller Park Drunk | Where everybody hates Suppan, Monday Mailbag part 2 — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 21:42:26 +0000

[...] You mean for me and you, the girl I have never met or talked to before, to go to a wedding together? Of course I didn't! I just put this question in there so people believe me when I say that readers want to date me. [...]

By: Winter Meeting Madness | Miller Park Drunk

Winter Meeting Madness | Miller Park Drunk — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:42:44 +0000

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By: Thanksgiving Drunkstravaganza | Miller Park Drunk

Thanksgiving Drunkstravaganza | Miller Park Drunk — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:27:34 +0000

[...] didn't mention this in my dating guide, but do not under any circumstances ask me to go with you. I know that "having an extra man" [...]

By: Some Random Drunk

Some Random Drunk — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 23:30:56 +0000

Do you object to long distance relationships? I live in Philadelphia.

By: Some Random Drunk

Some Random Drunk — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:19:28 +0000

I thought you didn’t like people that like you. Weird.