Comments on: Ten Christmas Gifts NOT to buy a Brewers fan

By: Some Random Drunk

Some Random Drunk — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 20:48:49 +0000

cubs season tickets comin yer way

By: Some Random Drunk

Some Random Drunk — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:27:57 +0000

I don’t want nothin’ from you. I don’t want nothin’ from you. This ain’t no charity case. Get outta my house. You ain’t no friend no more. Get outta my house, I just says. you get out of my house. I don’t want you messin’ her, and I don’t raise you to go with this scum bum! Yeah? Come on! You wanna hit on me? Come on! I’ll break both your arms so they don’t work for ya!
That’s right! I’m not good enough to meet with Gazzo… that’s what I think of Gazzo! Now your a big-shot fighter on your way up, you don’t even throw a crumb to your friend Paulie! When I go out and get your meat every morning! You forgot that! Then I even give you my sister, too! I’m a pig? A pig gives you the best? You’re such a loser! I don’t get married because of you! You can’t live by yourself! I put you two together! And you – don’t you forget it! You owe me! You owe me! You’re supposed to be good to me.

By: 5toolz

5toolz — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:06:34 +0000

You covered the premature jersey selection but not the dumbass jersey selection off the clearance rack because they think they remember you’re a Brewer fan.

By: Some Random Drunk

Some Random Drunk — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:50:10 +0000

The Remetee board shorts were a surprise… a horrible, eye-sore of a surprise…

By: Miller Park Drunk

Miller Park Drunk — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 21:47:24 +0000

CRAP! I meant for that to be number one because I never really get sick of making fun of those, but after seeing the Remetee boardshorts I lost my way. I mean… Yeah, way too obvious. Like, duh.