Apparently some of you didn't like the whole selling out thing and honestly, we're sorry to hear that. I thought he did some interesting stuff even if he was a douchebag. (By the way, did you catch my review of Wrigleyworld? It may have been lost amongst the idiocy, but I am rather proud of it.) However, you should all be happy to know that I have returned the Playboy with Sable on the cover along with the fifty bucks and we won't be seeing Chad around here for a long, long time.
Anyways, you're mad. I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you. Today I will actually be at the Cubs/Brewers game in Chicago rooting as hard as I can for a split series so I can't do anything right now, but what if I gave some of you tickets and you got to go a Brewers game with Gorman Thomas? Would that do it? What if I couldn't get Gorman Thomas and I only got myself? Would that work?
I have six extra tickets to this Wednesday's game. I figure I will give away three sets of two. What do you have to do to win? Send me something. Anything. A story. A picture. A drawing. Anything. Send me something I can use on this website and you are entered to win. It doesn't even have to be particularly good (after this week, who cares about quality?) or something I might use. I just want you to put forth some effort. Email it to email@example.com and you are entered to win. I'll let you know first thing Monday morning if you have won. Again, the game is Chicago Cubs vs Milwaukee Brewers, 9/23/09, 7:05, Miller Park, Milwaukee, WI.
So, like, enter and stuff. I'll be back Friday with a full report of my trip to a place I once said that Cubs fans should burn to the ground. Should be fun.