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/steps off the plane in Minnesota |
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WOAH |
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WOAH |
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WOAH |
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Where the F are we? |
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The itinerary says "Minn-ass-atah". |
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Where is that, freakin' Japan? |
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No, "Minn-AH-So-Tah". You know, 'Discover Minnesota' like in the commercials they show during our games. |
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You watch TV during our games? |
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You don't? |
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LOL |
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LOL |
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Whoa, what's the deal with all these white people? I feel like the Jackie Robinson of Minnesota tourism. |
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Yeah and did you notice how things are sort of "blue collar" here? |
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And there is a surprising amount of overweight people? |
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Talk about a bizarro world. |
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Yeah and did you see all these purple jerseys? It's almost like the people who live here care more about their NFL team than their baseball team. |
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DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO |
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And what is the deal with all these lakes? It's like every time you turn around, there's another lake. |
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The road is long with many a winding turn. He ain't heavy, he's my brother. |
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/high five |
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If I can be serious for a moment, I bet some of the population says things like "yah hey dare" and "doncha know?" |
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I bet the people here hate the Chicago Bears. |
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I bet in the winter time it is easier to find fresh venison than a good plate of caviar and that it's always easier to find a good microbrew than a nice bottle of wine. |
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I bet the amount of liberals and conservatives is evenly distributed, but for some reason most of the liberals live in a specific area of the state. |
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I bet the fall is beautiful, the winters too long and the summers too short. |
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Seriously Ken, this place is freaking me out. I'm a hitting coach, get me out of here! |
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Yeah, it's nothing like Wisconsin. We need to hightail it out. Screw our record, this is about SURVIVAL. |
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Don't worry guys, I'll take care of everything. |