Here's some things to read while watching Avatar porn (SFW).
Jody Gerut, Rickie Weeks and Carlos Gomez have all agreed to deals avoiding arbitration leaving Dave Bush, Carlos Villanueva, Todd Coffey and Corey Hart as the only ones remaining unsigned. I imagine Corey Hart is going to act like a punk like he did last year.
Speaking of Corey Hart, Sandra Bullock captured the Golden Globe for best actress for her role in "The Blind Side". When reached for comment Corey said that movie was "gooder than grits." I haven't seen it because I've been too busy with the site, but maybe some day. I have seen this trailer for the A-Team though which looks quite good.
The Brewers don't play the Twins in Minnesota until May, but I just might have to make the trip up there. Why? Target Field will offer walleye on a stick. Personally, I'm more of a pork chop on a stick kind of guy. I still say they should have put a roof on that place.
Here's a story for everyone who has ever complained about the wait for the bathroom at Miller Park. It could be worse, you could be a ball boy at the Australian Open and pee yourself.
- Mets induct two cocaine addicts to their Hall of Fame. Sounds about right.
- An earthquake caused a major tragedy in Haiti, but can't stop Jimmy Rollins' wedding.
- Do Lenny Dykstra stories ever get old? I say no.
- Charlie Manuel lost a ton of weight. Maybe I should diet....nah.
- From now on Jack Z will be known as Daddy WARbucks. That's a lot easier to spell than Zduriencik.
Looking for a new favorite player after the departures of Seth McClung, Mike Cameron and JJ Hardy? You could always join Zaunbie Nation. WARNING: Canadian rock gods Rush will start playing. Prepare to rock out.
Meanwhile, Al's Ramblings takes a break from dissing the left, making fun of old media and fantasizing about Meghan McCain to express how much he misses Seth McClung. I do too.
On this day in history Jeff Juden was born. Also, Sargent Slaughter defeated the Ultimate Warrior for the WWF title under circumstances that I would call nefarious.
Oh, and I knew there was a reason I didn't do John Cena impressions.
That's all I have for today, unless you're looking for a lesson in ownage by Jack Bauer.