I am nothing if not a people pleaser so when a commenter requested that we do a story about the Brewers being more open to running next year and "what the Brewers are running from?" I had to oblige and present you THE RUNNING SERIES.

My crazy ass baby's momma. What the hell do you think I'm running from? Have you seen this youtube video?

And her mother too. Holy Christ, I gotta start wearing condoms.