Because I am insanely jealous that Anthony Witrado has a job working for the Journal Sentinel and I don't, I am going to make fun of him on a regular basis FJM style. It really has nothing to do with his writing I am just a bitter wannabe. Well maybe it has a little bit to do with his writing.
Okay, it's completely due to his writing. Today's story: Fielder uses fear as his fuel
Phoenix — Looking at him, it's far from obvious.
That he's a pussy.
His imposing stature, the tattoos, the snarling looks, the regal name. All those things just act as his mask.
His mask to hide the fact that he is a wuss.
But the fear is immune to those elements and nestles comfortably inside Prince Fielder, ignoring any resistance from his outward machismo and bravado.
Much like a gay man still in the closet.
His psyche is a breeding ground for that fear. It is a constant within the man.
Like his heartbeat, only wussier.
The fear consumes every aspect of his life, and has so from childhood.
That movie Child's Play? Totally freaked him out. Continue reading
Pretty big series coming up with the Dodgers, but I guess they are all big when you're in a playoff. We should think of a different way to describe this. Difficult series ahead? I mean, it's considered a big series because the Dodgers are good and beating them will be difficult. Either way, I'm nervous about it with Mike Burns being prominently involved (at least he is facing Jeff Weaver, I think the over and under for this game is going to be in the teens). After this it's the All-Star break where our very own Ryan Braun and Prince Fielder will be participating. I'm looking forward to Prince in the Home Run Derby, but also secretly holding out for Russell The Muscle to appear. That'd be sweet. Anyways, here's a few quick hits to get you ready for the weekend.